This will be easy! (Yeah right)

WHO: Mike, Kayn
WHERE: Shuttle Bay
WHEN: About to start the exam
Mike was nervous.
This is the big one, the EXAM!
"OK, Mike, ready to start the flight exam?"
"Ummmmmm, sorta"
"I'll take that as a yes. Your first test is the theory on landing, begin"
Mike wasn't prepared for his talk,
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, landing is an importatnt element
of flying, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, you need landing gear, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you
have to slow down when you reach your destination, ahhhhhhh, you pull down
the landing gear, ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, and that's about it, how did I go?"
"Pretty good" Kayn lied, and put a 2 out of 10 on his paper.
"Now for the Starbug simulator"
Mike jumped in and started.
The computer said to itself "I remember this kid! He used a rusty
screwdriver on me! Well, let's see how tough he is now!"
To Mike, the controls were wierd. Either it didn't respond or it went the
wrong way, and it was making Mike look bad! In the end, he ended up
crashing.
"AWWWW, SMEGIN CRAP THE CONTROLS ARE BODGY"!
Kayn thought that was a cover up for his bad, no awful fly and gave him a 1
out of 10.
"OK, get in the Starbug and fly through the rings I have set up. This will
need every skill I've tuaght you"
Little did Mike know that the Starbug he was about to fly had disabled
brakes thanks to Mr. Dingles.
Mike took off as usual, and started to fly through the rings. It was easy at
first, but they got tighter. He put his foot on the pedal but the unexpected
jolt of the brakes didn't come.
"oh-oh" Mike tried to turn as sharp as he could. He ended up carrying the
ring on his ship, as he did with the other rings, "HOLY SMEG IT WON'T SLOW
DOWN!" Mike had to find someplace to crash, and quick.
He decided that the shuttle bay would be the best bet. But this would be no
ordinary crash, this would be the crash of high speed velocity!
He smashed his ship hard on the wall. He clmbed out shaken, but OK, "Well,
Kayn, how did I go?"
"Not to well" Mike slumped. "Don't worry, Mike, maybe next time"
"Yeah. Maybe" Mike dragged away to his living quarters.
On his way he met up with the wingless Mr. Dingles, and straight away he
knew who was responsible for the brakes,
"YOU!"
"How does it feel to have the need for speed?"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" and grabbed Mr. Dingles,
"I suggest you put me down if you don't what any mishaps happening again"
Mike thought and then put him down, "I guess you win" Mike said and slumped
away.
He got home and jumped on the couch and let off a big sigh.
He failed. And just then the doorbell rang, "Now who could that be...
Anyone can continue
Niples, I put you're email in mind;)
Mr. Dingles, I'm sorry if you don't like this little grudge, just tell me
what you think of it, I'm just trying to make some interesting things
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