Seagraves Seaside Special
Who: BB lot
Where: BB house
When: BB standard time
"Jay's gone, Chris is unconsious, Tara's busy pulling feathers out of her hair, Katrinas cleaning bird crap off the chicken hutch, I'm bored" Alota sighed "I'm not a happy chappie Alota is bored, meanwhile in the bathroom Tara is pulling the tar and feathers out of her hair and Katrina is still cleaning out the chicken hutch, Chris lies unable to move in the boys room." Alota looked around after her small bit of commentry and sighed again
"You know Alota talking to yourself is the first sign of madness" said Tara as she jumped the back of the sofa and thudded down next to Alota "I have an idea we have an unlimeted supply of Alcohol right?" Alota nodded "So lets drink some! the boys got plastered first time around now its our turn!!" Tara grinned evily and Alota grinned back
"Hey Katrina get over here! We're going to get drunk you want to join in?" Katrina wandered over "I wouldn't pass the opertunity up" she said.
Several bottles of Parrots 'Seagraves seaside special' (If you have read 'Bootlegged Angel' by Mike Rippely you will know what i'm on about) later and Tara was in with Zodar unwrapping the clingfilm
"There you go laddie" she said in a bad Irish accent giggeling as the accent fell appart "Now why don't ya go an' wash that blue sstuffff offff ya" she said slurring as the 50% proof beer took it's effect. Zodar didn't argue with her and went to the bathroom. Tara wandered out into the living area in an unstraight line and picked up another bottle of 'seagraves seaside special' and downed it in 5 seconds to chears of
"Chug, chug, chug"
Several hundred pints later Tara woke up with a killer headache on the kitchen work top. She opened her eyes to see a blurred version of the wall oposit her. She was wearing a pair of boxer shorts that were Phils when he was alive and a rather revealing lacey bra that was not hers
"Hey guys" she said as loud as she could without her head hurting "Whos bra am i wearing? and Alota why have you got mine on?"
"Dunno, but Katrina's got mine on" was all Alota said from her position spread out on the sofa. Katrina came in from the chicken shed
"Tara?" she paused looking at Alota as well "never mind"
<so what happened?>