Leaving..on a jet plane....

Jay was trying to help Tara get Zodar into the bath when the announcement came over the speaker system about his eviction.
"Damn..." was all he said..."CHRIS STOP KICKING YOU WOMAN!!"
"I'd better pack..."
 
An hour later he left the house.
 
After he dropped his things off at his quarters he went to the shuttlebay, Where Kayn was currently slamming his fist into his forehead with his back turned against a smoking starbug...or three.
"Kayn..."
"whu..?"
"Been having a little trouble with your clutch control again?!"
"What are you doing here?"
"Got booted, i figured is was gonna happen sooner or later.after the doc left i had nothing to do..people didnt wanna watch me.."
"BUT I BET $£500 on you winning!"
"now wasnt that just a dumb thing to do?.." he smirked Kayn pushed to one side as another starbug smashed into the deck.
Mike stepped out of the cockpit looking dazed.
"Who the hell is this guy?" asked Jay
"Mike, meet Lt. Chrysler, Jay, this is Cadet Mike McKenzie, Im teaching him to fly."
Jay looked around at the smouldering wreckage of the starbugs. "Looks like you've taught him everything you know!"
"Hey kid," he said looking at Mike, "fancy coming for a spin in the Phoenix I'll show you how it's done."
"You sure?"
"Yeah, I've been itching to get back in  the sky, just dotn touch the controls.., that ok with you Kayn"
Kayn nodded
Clambering into the cockpit it took Jay a minute to realise. "I know I've been away for 2 weeks but wasnt there a control panel here before..?" he said gazing across the dash. He tried firing up the engines and nothing happened
"HOLLY" he asked looking at the midget's monitor "Why wont it start?"
"Half of your engines gone Jay, in fact half of everythings gone"
"But where?"
"Chrysler took it"
"um..holly..let me just shed some light on you a minute IM CHRYSLER!"
"No, the other Chrysler Nurse Chrysler"
Jay looked over at mike, "Sorry buddy. look's like another time." he said as he tore off the printer reaout from the diagnostic terminal.
"Nurse Chrysler...?" he thought to himself "....wait a minute..." a pennycent dropped "DEAR GOD NO!"
 
He jumped from the cockpit and bounded for the medibay