Me? What is there to say?

Me? What is there to say?
WHO: Stewie McKenzie, Patrick CerebrumWHERE: La Regal de McKenziesWHEN: Immediately after Cerebrum chats to Stewie.
"Well, what can I say? I've had a relatively quiet life until I joined the Big Blue.
I officially joined in December as my current job of owning the department store McKenzies."
"Oh yes."
"In December, we were also in a parallel universe and I was chased by my evil alter-ego, Evil Stuart."
"An evil alter ego?"
"Yes - AND I'M NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC!"
"Okay, do go on."
"Then we caught the hallucinagenic virus. Followed by that Robot Wars thing. My now Deputy
Manager Zack Richards is a refugee from The Space Time Continuity Police, where they demolished
my shop as well as Security. There was a big court case which neither side one or lost. Then I directed
a musical - "Phantom of the Opera". Afterwards, my wife Christine, died of lung cancer."
"Oh I am sorry," Cerebrum replied.
"Thank you. Then we were on an expedition to some planet. I was radio communications officer,
until Evil Stewie returned once more - who, mind you, has been gone for over half a year - and
managed to get rid of him. Then we had to head back to the STCP where we found an Evil Pink Tree
and STCP guards roaming everywhere. My leg was shot from one of the guards. Since then I've had
relative peace in this ship."
Then Nick Moore came in with the menus.
"Oh Nick, not for me thank you. I'll just grab a tuna roll."
"Yes, sir." Nick replied.
"Well it was nice meeting you Patrick."
"Same to you, Mr. McKenzie."
"Please! Call me Stewie."[Over to you, Pat.]Yahoo! Messenger
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