Re: Physciatrist Customer

Who: Cerebrum, McKenzie
Where: Le Regal de McKenzie
> "Okay, Patrick, tell me a bit about yourself."
"Well," said Cerebrum as he admired the view, "I don't have very many
hobbies, since psychiatry consumes most of my life. I feel it's my
duty to help all the poor, insane people in this universe, whether
they like it or not. Fortunately, I have a very unique perspective
into insanity."
"How?"
"Because up until five months ago, I was quite mad. It was only then
that a cure was developed for my condition. You see, whenever I
interact with a person with a mental illness, I will develop that
mental illness myself. The pills I take don't actually cure me, but
make me hallucinate that I'm perfectly sane. You'd be surprised how
many people actually have this hallucination. Now, tell me about
yourself."