Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Allie & White Wolf\'s date - Continued...

> Allie grinned at his enthusiasm. "I'd love to. But,
> anything but `Star Trek.' I can't stand William
> Shatner. I know lots of people love him and all, but
> I heard he was the first android ever built."
>
> "Really?"
>
> She nodded. "Yeah. I mean, can't you tell?"
>
>
> "No, as a matter fact, I never heard that rumor
> until you mentioned
> it. Besides, I happen know he wasn't an andriod, he
> was unfortunately
> quite human..." replied the Huge Hamster.
>
> "Oh really, How do you know that?"
>
> "Because I happened to be visiting earth at a Star
> Trek convention,
> and while trying to get a closer look at Blue police
> box I was chased
> over his autographing table by a particularly uppity
> Lhaso Apso. And
> during the ensuing panic, I had attempted to use his
> toupee as a
> decoy. When Mr. Shatner immediately tried retrieving
> his toupee from
> said beast, his girdle snapped, and nearly gave me a
> concussion in
> it's backlash." replied the overgrown hamster as he
> suddenly turned
> his attention to the Cat fight between Alota & Tara
> on Big Brother,
> and remarked "Remarkable. Aren't you glad neither of
> us wound up in
> there, Allie?"
Allie tilted her head in thought. "I dunno. I think
it would've been fun to get to fight all the time in
front of an audience."
"You still fight with Phil and Tara?" the hamster
inquired.
She shook her head. "No, not with them," she
explained. "I meant getting to fight with Keto. I'm
pretty sure that one of these days, his head will
explode, then Katrina will get the pleasure of
cleaning it up, unless Keto has an ointment that could
repair his noggin."
The waiter appeared, looking slightly flustered and
carrying two trays. One, stir-fried vegetables and the
other, lobster stuffed with mashed pretzels.
"You okay?" White Wolf asked as it was being served.
The waiter nodded quickly. "Um, yeah, just, you
know..."
Allie shook her head again. "No, we don't know. Tell
us."
"Apparently, the food dispensers don't like making
lobster stuffed pretzels, and it causes them to, um,
get angry."
"Angry?"
"Yeah, I guess they like shooting soda cans at
people."
White Wolf looked sympathetic. Allie laughed.
<Please continue WW>
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