Weiner

"Right. The blind man thing was your idea and Jon was a phedofiel (spelling) and he cheated on me with Tifa Rowlands" Jay, Zodar and Katrina turned around to watch the verbal assult. "And you can't talk. In year 10 when you put a wasp down Conga Eel's (code name for our english teacher Mrs Strange) back, you knew she was allergic. she was in hospital for weeks. And that time when you decided me, water and the mains supply would be a good practical joke oh and the small incident involving the condom and a bunsen burner in A SCIENCE CLASSROOM!!"
"Tara. Alota. Time to stop that now" said Jay stupidly
"SHUT UP!" Tara and Alota chorused
"You know I wouldn't do anything with a waffel iron without due cause because of the law" Tara said her left eye now fully closed and going purpley black. "You are a stupid smegging frell sucking bitch!" Tara yelled. Alota was quiet for a minute remembering the law...
<grin.... Alota.... Grins again>
OOC- we are still friends right?? right!?