Tara ed and feathered

Well as it stands everyone was sat around the table in the Blue Dwarf Big Brother household's living type space playing poker. Jay was sat next to Alota, Tara next to Zodar and Katrina was sat in a big purple single chair. So far the bet was a Pringle, a piece of fluff found down the side of the sofa, a bit Tara's nose hair and a moldy potato, it was all waiting on Jay's hand.
"Yes, I win again, who da man?" Jay said jumping up an down,
"Um Jay, I would be congratulating you but who wants a mouldy old potato?" Tara asked, Jay stopped arms in mid air. Pulling them down to his sides he spoke
"Oh yeah that spud's about as much use a chocolate tea pot" Alota looked up at him,
"I'm bored stupid" she said. Jay sat down, sighing,
"What can we do in here for fun?" he asked,
"We could always let you cook again" Zodar commented, Jay sneered
"Ha ha very funny man". Tara stood up,
"Well as we're done playing poker I'm going for a shower" and with that she left. Alota had a smiled from ear to ear slapped on her face,
"Oh gentleman and Katrina, I have an idea of something fun"
"Oh yeah what?" Katrina asked. They all huddled around the table whispering, occasionaly the odd laugh and I'm not doing that came from the four.
Tara was minding her business in the shower washing her hair, what she didn't know was that a practicl joke was taking place.
As tara got out of the shower she wrapped a towl around her then walked out of the shower room. On top of the door was a bucket which Big Brother had kindly lent them full of liquid tar (not the hot stuff but the cool stuff) and as Tara opened the door the bucket fell on her head. She screamed blue murder ad as she took the tar off she had a close encounter with a tonne of feathers.
 
Meanwhile in the lounge area Alota and Jay where sat talking in the living room and Katrina and Chris where fixing dinner. Really loud screams of
"You bitch" and "Alota wait till I get my hands on you" could be heard from the bedroom, everyone was giggling to themselves and when Tara stepped out of the room she looked like a chicken and everyone burst out in howls of laughter. Alota managed to choke out
"At least you and margerie have something in common now" then she laughed harder. Tara was clearly not amused, you could tell by the tapping of her foot, she definatly was not a happy chappie.
 
<<Really really bored so I'd thought I'd solve my writers block by making it up as I go along>>
 
Amanda Keeper of all idiotic things (KOAIT)