Larry "Bindi Badji' Vindaloo

We have a new (and the last for while) member. Somehow I can't get this line out
of my head 'we have the technology, we can rebuild him'.
1)Name: Larry "Bindi Badji' Vindaloo
2)Gender: Male
3)Age: 29 yrs old
4)Nationality: English
5)Physical description: A half mechanoid , half humanoid. 1.7 metres in height,
79kg in weight, blue eyes, brown hair, no facial hair > and an 'C' on his
forehead (The sign of the Comedy Corps- a division of the Star Corps devoted to
comedy).
6)Preffered Job: Security Officer
7)Personality: Larry enjoys cracking jokes, eating, eating, eating, watching
comedys and annoying people at cinemas. Larry likes the idea of being an armed
Security Officer/Sergent for many reasons, one of them being that he can shoot
people for no reason and claim they were threatening to commit suicide.
8)History: Larry was formerly a comedian who did everything form Stand-Up to
Slapstick. Larry died during a comedy act where a piano fell on his head (In
theory it wasn't supposed to hurt) Larry was not supposed to die but he did.
The trick was never practised and therefore was a fisrt-time attempt.He was
rebuilt by the Comedy Corps- half human, half mech. He went on to become a
night club bouncer, then a Prime Mnister (Until he shot George Bush) and then a
bouncer again.
9) Qoute: "Hey, there's a smggin' piano about to hit me!"