Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Dingles: \"Oi! Fight fair!\"

"Oi, nutwit! R is for Rectum! You should make sure you know how to spell it when
you're filling out your insurance forms with 'Had glass jar violently inserted
into said orophus!'"
Sufficiently pleased with himself that he had made a fairly decent
comeback for a device that was produced by the good people who had
made Talkie Toaster, he began a short victory dance on the
tabletop. "Left, right, centre, I am so much better, up, middle down,
that fella is a clown!"
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The music continued. Dirk didn't pay any attention to the mechanical beast.
The parrot kept insulting him throughout the song. After he had played the
final note, Dirk leaned the guitar up against the stool as he stood.
"I see that our little electric bird is back. Enjoy your trip?" Dirk had
spotted the thing in the back.
"No, I didn't enjoy the bloody trip! Maybe I'd have gone farther if you didn't
hit like a girl!"
"I may hit 'like a girl,' but at least I don't squawk like a bitch. Maybe if
your beak didn't resemble something to scrub a toliet with, you'd make a better
first impression." The crowd began to laugh and look at the bird. "And I think
you owe our security friend an apology for interrupting his request.
The bulky guy who had requested the "C is for Cookie" song stood up. "That's
right. I paid good money to hear that song, and you spoiled it. I'm gonna
teach you some manners the way that only the security team knows how to." He
grabbed the parrot and made his way out of the bar.
"Now that that's settled, here's a little diddie called 'Poncho and Lefty.'"
Dirk returned to his stool, picked up his guitar, and began to perform again.
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