Exodus From Hell (aka Keto Leaves Big Brother)

Who: Big Brother Housemates
Where: In Big Brother
When: At the Eviction Announcement
"The next housemate to leave the house will be...Charles!"
announced Davina.
As Jay leapt in the air and began to yell with sheer joy and
disbelief, Keto quietly muttered a couple of words under his breath.
The words in question were, "Thank God!"
Later...
"Well," said Keto to the rest of the remaining housemates. He had
re-packed his few possessions - except his harmonica which, having
been played by Chrysler, he deemed to be irrevocably contaminated.
"I would like to say how happy I have felt during my time spent in
here with you all," he said, "And so here it is:"
He stood there silently for a couple of seconds.
"On a different note," he said, "If any of you suffer any injuries
at any further point in your lives, you can rest assured that I will
administer the best treatment that I can muster."
None of the housemates felt very reassured, especially when the
last sentence was accompanied by a cold smile.
"Goodbye, fools!" said Keto, opening the door and stepping
through, "You will not believe how happy I am to be leaving you for
the last time!"
As the door closed behind him, Jay cleared his throat.
"Do you think he realises..." he began, before the door opened
again and Keto stepped out.
"I KNOW IT WAS THE BATHROOM!" he snapped, before anyone could say
anything, and turned and marched smartly out of the correct door, and
back out into Parrott's.
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Who: Keto
Where: Just outside the medibay
When: Just after he's left Big Brother
"YES!" yelled Keto, dancing down the corridor, "At last I am FREE!"
As he approached the medibay door, he breathed a sigh.
"Ahh, the medibay," he sighed, "My domain. No more will I have to
put up with that...that...that CHRYSLER! No more will I have to
suffer his presence, the foul sense of his genetic data being even
REMOTELY close to me! No more Chrysler...at last!"
With that, he opened the door and stepped in. He was greeted by
the sight of Wildflower lying on a medibay, lower face wrapped in
bandages, being treated by a nurse he didn't recognise.
"What...happened...?" asked Keto, pausing in the doorway, dropping
his bags and blinking.
The unidentified nurse turned around. Keto couldn't help feeling
that she was familiar...
"Wildflower's got a broken jaw," said the nurse, shrugging, "She
got punched very hard."
Slowly, Keto smiled.
"This day DOES get better and better!" he said happily, "And you
might be?"
"Oh, sorry, I'm the new nurse," said the woman, holding out her
hand to shake, "Vanessa Chrysler."
To Vanessa, it seemed as if Keto merely vanished. As the doors
closed, jamming open on his bags, a shout echoed down the corridor.
"HELP!" it yelled, "THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!"
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OOC: Free! FREE! ;) Well, good luck to those of you remaining
inside (and Jay, if you so much as *touch* my harmonica again...)