Mr Dingles - Mechanoid Parrot

Say hello to Mr Dingles, our first robo-pet
The name: Mr Dingles
Male
Age: 11
Mechanoid Parrot
Pysical Description: A mechanoid parrot with no feathered covering, an ultra
ugly replacement beak after the last one was torn off while he was trying to
violate a food outlet, and creepy little red eyes.
Personality. Mr Dingles cares not for the time honoured tradition of manners,
polite conversation and other such things as befits the 'stinking simion
smegheads', and prefers to take up vangatge points where he can biff items
stolen from various sources around the ship.
Mr Dingles was brought as a joke for 10 dollarpounds on sale at a scabby little
store (which coincidentally, sold Talkie Toasters), and through a combination of
luck, willpower, and sheer smeggy attitude, found his way onto the Blue Dwarf as
the Mascot for the Deck 4 Alpha Shift Goo Sweeping Team.
Favourite quote: "You can take those pieces of eight and cram them up your
rectum."