Someone's got to help him even if he is a total smeg head

Tara was feeling uncomforatble ever since she had blown her top at Keto he had avoided her... not good... She decided to go apologise to him. Tara found Keto still whining with the broom still attached to his... how shall I put it... butt. She looked over towards Jay and wondered how he could have been so mean
"Now Dr. Keto, I could leave you here with a good length of broom up your bum for thretening to kick me out of the medi-bay... or... I could remove the broom and be nice even though you thretened me. Now which would you like?" Keto made a rather large amount of jestures that he wanted the broom removed
"Katrina?" Katrina looked up "throw me some rubber gloves and some vaseline" Keto looked worried "Don't worry Dr. i've removed worse from the drunks that come in from Parrotts" Now Keto groaned with pain. Katrina opened the door and gave Tara the gloves and vaseline
"What are you going to do with them?" Katrina asked
"I'm gonna be nice to Keto and remove the broom from his butt" all the house mates looked at Jay who just grinned inanely. "Well Jay shouldn't have done it in the first place" said Katrina. And for the first and last time on live telly the whole ship saw Keto's bare ass and had to replace all the glassware because Keto's scream smashed it all as Tara removed the broom...
<Now what do you do Keto>