OWEN IS BACK;BETTING ODDS

Owen decided enough was enough. He was getting worked up about something really stupid. And anyway, if he carried on, no one will come in his bar. So he phoned up Stewie and Dirk to apologise. They really didn't seem to care, and had forgotten about the incidents.
Owen had bought a new TV to cheer him up. He turned to the BB channel. He laughed his head off. He couldn't believe he had locked himself up with those idiots. He looked over to the corner of the room. He saw the hole that was connected to the beer keg. He pulled out the wire and peeped through. All he could see was Keto ranting on about something. He then actually saw that Keto was talking in his sleep. He then saw Jay.
'Psst!' whispered Owen. Jay noticed Owens eye in the hole, and went over.
'Owen, what are you doing?'
'Thought i'd ask how things are without me. Hey, d'you want to make a deal?'
Owen only really liked Jay and wanted him to win.
'I know how you've had a hard time in there. Well,i'm gonna make another hole in the other corner and connect it to the bigger, better beer keg. Only you will know about it. What d'you say?' Jay agreed straight away. Owen explained that Zodar can use it aswell. But not the rest.
Owen closed the hole. He will make the new one while the housemates are asleep.
 
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Owen then thought of another idea. BETTING!
He could place odds on each particapant of winning, and people can place bets. It would attract customers!
He wrote out the odds on a blackboard and put it out the front.
 
bet now!
 
who will win big brother?
 
keto                4-1
alota               10-1
jay                   2-1
tara                4-1
zodar               10-1
katrina            15-1
 
bet now!
 
 

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