Microsoft and Yahoo! Make a lovely OS...

IN COLOUR!
 
Kayn
Drive Room Computer System... aka The Matrix
 
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MICROSOFT/YAHOO! DRIVE ROOM OS V1.01 2001 NT
 
Error! This program has performed an illegal opperation and must
be shut down
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"Stupid peice of..."
 
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HELLO KAYN...
YOU HAVE 5 HOURS LEFT OF YOUR SHIFT
YOU POOR SMEGHEAD!
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"Someone let Phil's PC loose on the drive room again..."
 
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YOU HAVE THREE NEW MESSAGES
 
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MESSAGE 1
Kayn, you may have a new pilot to train. My office, tommorow morning.
Capt. S.Niples
 
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"Oh Great..."
"Now I'll have to sort out insurance policies! What else can go wrong"
 
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MESSAGE 2
Mr Bestrom
The five hundred dollerpounds was NOT supposed to be in Monopoly money
Blue Dwarf Protection Agency
 
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Sign up at Protection mail.com!
you@...
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Error! We have lost your third message. It should arrive if the other person
resends it... Have a nice day!
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