Re: Death, destruction and plagiarizing Planet of the Apes

OOC: Hmm joint post I guess that could work we should look into that.
Doom's portrayal is spot on more or less. However you should come up with
more melodramatic places for the damned to go when they die Hell sounds a
bit old, just be utterly ridiculous when it comes to that.
Onboard Blue Midget
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James had a bad headache for obvious reasons...his companion was driving him
nuts pacing up and down the ship chanting and laughing about all the souls
he would collect. Not for the first time James was wandering how the fuck
someone like Doom could get on board Blue Dwarf as an enlisted crew member
"Surely they would have put him in a cage by now" followed by "Why did I
tell him we were going to the planet anyway? I should of kept quiet he
hasn't shut up yet.
James shook his head he had more important things to think about than a
deranged crew member.
Doom was preparing for his task now that he had calmed down a little bit the
red mists would return soon and he had work to do. Doom thought back fondly
to the amazing place he had just been in it had been utterly fantastic the
sights the smells it was a liberating experience. However he had to put
that behind him there were fresh souls to plunder on the planet before him.
Efof nervously approached the cloaked figure on the floor "Err hello I just
want to know what is that you are carrying?" Doom looked up "THE KNIFE OF
SALVATION" Efof looked at it "Why do you have it?" "BECAUSE THE FOOLS WOULD
NOT LET ME TAKE A SCYTHE!" "I see what's a scythe?" "THE INSTRUMENT OF DOOM
AND DESTRUCTION!!" "I see well thank you for the information" Efof left
quickly and went back to see James.
Planets Surface
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The shuttle flew towards a flat piece of ground and landed safely. The door
opened and James stepped out and rather melodramatically inhaled deeply
before going down the steps to the surface. He checked about and looked for
the other 2 but could only find Efof. James went to check the ship and
found Doom sitting on the floor with lit candles and salt in a pentagram
shape on the floor humming to himself, as he watched Doom threw more salt
onto the shape on the floor. "What the hell are you doing?" Doom continued
to rock back and forth. James went outside when suddenly a hideous scream
came from within Blue Midget and Doom exploded out the door Twin bazookiods
brandished as he ran of across the plain "MORTALS REPENT OR FACE THE
IMMEASURABLE SUFFERING FROM THE 18TH CLAWED HAND ON THE BACK SEAT ON THE
LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE RED CORVETTE OF THE FACTORY OF THE BOUNCY CASTLE OF
MULTI FACETED GLORY OF THE UNLANCED HEMORRHOIDS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
James sighed and followed.
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