A NEW OWEN

Owen had just been kicked out of the house, well, the back of the bar, so he decided he must return to the front. Owen thought he stood a good chance of winning, and if he did, he would have spent it all on re modelling his bar to make sure the customer is always happy. But, now, he says, **** the customers, they kicked him out, why should he be happy and pleseant to them? This is going to be the start of a new Owen Numan.
First, he went to the front of his bar. He saw Stewie McKenzie working behind the bar. Of course HE wanted Owen to be evicted. People inside the bar drinking were happy and cheerful. 'OUT!' he shouted to all of them.
The drunks quickly ran out.
'Someone's in a mood, aren't we?' said the smug McKenzie.
'GET OUT NOW!' he shouted. He did.
'Right, changes had to be made' Owen said to himself.