Re: One lost Hamster!

Why a hamster?!
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@egroups.com, white.wolf@e... wrote:
> White Wolf
> Deck 5, The Promenade
>
> White Wolf scampered quickly amidst the crowd of people as several
of
> them gave shouts of surprise & shrieks of terror, saying all the
> way "Pardon me… So, Sorry! … Excuse me." Occasionally he
> paused to
> pick up some dropped shopping bags and attempted to return it to
the
> owners, he was greeted with a shrieking refusal, and when he tried
> offering it to the rest of the nearby crowd, "Can someone please
turn
> this in to the lost and found, I have to be on the bridge right
> away?", rest of the people around him just plain fled. "Oh Dear,
this
> is going to make me very late!" And went off in search of a
security
> officer to turn the shopping bag over too.
>
> Pausing to stand to stand on his two hind legs in front of a
> Macdonalds sign flashing "1/2 price sale on Chicken Mcnuggets" to
> sniff the air while thinking "It smells a little burned for my
taste,
> I wonder if their serving it with extra sweet and sour sauce, that
> might make worth it." He looked around for a few moments in hopes
of
> spotting a uniformed security officer. Seeing none, he said to
> himself "Well, perhaps I should move to the bridge, I can't neglect
> my duties any longer. " and before he could move, a rather angry
old
> lady begin to smack him over the head with her cane while yelling
at
> him "You nasty masher!", wincing sharply, he dropped the shopping
> bags in surprise while attempting to duck out of the way.
>
> He then took a step back to try and retrieve the shopping bags
back,
> and the old lady brandished her cane again. "Ow, Ouch! Ok, ok, you
> take them, lady!" dropping to all fours and darting away through
the
> crowd.
>
> As he found the promenades exit, while groaning miserably, he
> thought "Now *how* am I going to explain this to the security
chief?
> I got *mugged by a granny* within five minutes of arriving?!"
>
> ---------------------------
>
> On the lower decks
> Meanwhile
>
> First, a small group of rats were gathering around the rat
> wearing coveralls from the Hanger deck, while listening intently as
> it described the 6 foot, 1 inch hamsters arrival. Then as more rats
> gathered around, several of them began murmuring quietly to one
> another. And as the crowd of rats grew larger by the moment some
> rants began shouting "This could be the one who's coming was
> prophesized!"
>
> And as the crowd of rats covered the floor of one large room like a
> living carpet, a elderly wise looking rat stood up on a chair and
> spoke up to be heard by the crowd while raising his hands in the
air
> to be noticed, "Alert everyone! This is a great day for all rodent
> kind.", nearly all cheered in agreement, then other rats
yelled "we
> must watch him", others said excitedly "we must find his
> burrow!", "He'll know where the good cheese and peanut butter
> is!", "we must alert must Bo-Bo!", "They'll make a treaty with
> humans!" and slowly the several rats in the crowd began
> chanting "yes, Yes, YES!" Rats began pouring out of the room
> excitedly dashing off in all directions.
>
> ----------------------
>
> Blue Dwarf pub room
> Several minutes later
>
> White Wolf scampers in, and comes to a dead stop in shock while
> momentarily shuddering in horror as he watches a bar patron taking
a
> long swig of his beer.
>
> After finishing the drink, the patron glances at White Wolf, closes
> his eyes and shakes his head for a moment, and then opens them to
> look at him again. Then muttering while eying his beer, "Well, No
> wonder they issued the caution alert. This beer stock must be going
> off!"
>
> Snapping out of his shock with the patrons comment, White Wolf
> quickly admonishes him, "I wouldn't drink that if I were you,
that's
> how I became a hamster!" then turns around and quickly exits the
pub.
>
> The patron quickly puts down the glass and pushes it away, while
> blanching, the patron says "I don't think I'm gonna ever touch that
> stuff again!"
>
> -------------------
>
> Security Offices
> Meanwhile
>
> Tiny Jackson answers a call on his comm. "Security, This is Tiny."
> The frantic yelling from the other end nearly made Tiny plug his
> ears, "Yes? You wish to report a 6 ft 'friggin rat' running
through
> the promenade?" Thinking this must be another drunk caller, "and
did
> he have pink fur?" More frantic yelling "No? He had tan fur with
> dark brown patchs, and demonic red looking eyes. Riiiggghht!"
> followed by more frantic yelling, "Uh Huh, Sure, I'll be right
along
> as soon as I can sir, Tiny out." Shaking his head while heading for
> the door, "Why do I get all the weird ones on my shift? I'm going
to
> have to put another one into the drunk tank to sleep it off…"
>
> ------------------
>
> Outside the Bridge
> A few minutes later
>
> White Wolf is darting down the hallway, stopping a moment to stand
up
> on his hind legs to glance around to get his bearings at a
> junction, "Ahh, there's the bridge!" and begins to dart forward
when
> suddenly a Latrine door opens in front of him and nearly clocks him
> cold.
>
> "Oh, I beg your Pardon…" Capt Cannon steps out of the latrine
and
> glances around the door to see the 6 foot 1 inch hamster sprawled
out
> on the floor, and in horror he exclaims "Oh My God! Bo-Bo! I nearly
> killed you! Here let me help you up. Ummmppphhh… My how you've
> grown!"
>
> Slowly getting hauled up, White Wolf was dazedly thinking, "Now
who's
> this clown?" and coming to his senses, he does a double take with
his
> eyes nearly bugging out when he sees Capt. Cannon, who is still
> wearing his clown suit from the party.
>
> "Capt. Cannon?"
>
> "Yes, Bo-Bo, are you alright?"
>
> "Umm, Yes sir. I think I'm alright."
>
> Capt Cannon grabs White Wolf by the paws and begins leading him
down
> the hall, "Why don't I take you down to medical and have the Doctor
> take a look at you?"
>
> "But sir, Shouldn't you be on the bridge?"
>
> "Oh, Niples can handle it while I'm away."
>
> "Shouldn't I look at the Comm suite?"
>
> "Now don't you worry about that, Bo-Bo."
>
> "who's Bo-bo?"
>
> "Why you of Course."
>
> "No, I'm White Wolf."
>
> "I really got to get you to the Doctor, I must have hit you really
> hard."
>
> "But Sir… I really am White Wolf, I'm reporting for Duty as your
> Comm
> officer, Handyman Engineer, and Security Officer!"
>
> Capt Cannon begins running while pulling White Wolf along "You
really
> are hurt!"