Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Nipples with two \"P\"\'s - aka 2p or not 2p(sorry)

Who:Niples and Phil
When : After Phil said a few things
Where : Parrots Bar
 
"No mop in the lab. Not even a cloth for light spills." said Phil.
 
"No mop? Are you sure? Space core directive 43872 says that all science labs must be supplied with the best cleaning equipment available.
 
"43872?" said Phil. "Suntans will be worn during off-duty hours only."
 
This caught Niples offguard, he diddn't expect Phil to know all space core directives off by heart.
"Maybe it's subparagraph C, I can't quite remember." said the Captain to cover himself, then when Phil raised an eyebrow he changed the subject.
"Wine?"
Then he remembered Phil was a hologram and didn't eat or drink. Damn, Seymour thought. He didn't realise he was so out of touch with his crew and his space core directives.
So he quizzed Phil about his time onboard so far, and what improvements could be made to the science department. Budget permitting of course. And the JMC was on a very tight budget, they might jsut be able to give him an air freshener for his lab, but no fancy spectrall-analysis or quantum-scanning equipment.
 
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OOC- Its late, I'm tired and I'm writing crap. This post has absolutely no character development in it at all, I'm sorry. Please continue Phil or otherwise I'll skip to the day after where I'm having dinner with Stewie :-)
 
 
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From: Christopher Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Wednesday, July 04, 2001 8:09 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Nipples with two "P"'s - aka 2p or not 2p(sorry)

Who:Niples and Phil
When : Just after Phil walked into Parrots
Where : Parrots Bar
 
"Well, sir, Allie's light bee was malfunctioning. In a way sir she was dying. I helped get her fixed up, but she managed to escape. Harris didn'tt mention it to me, so I naturally assumed it was okay , she'd paid he penace and was now able to rejoin the crew."
 
"What about the lab?"
 
"When WW was presumed missing, I thought the loss of him would be a great problem for the crew. So I decided to clone him. It didn't work. The machine caused the clones to explode. I found out that someone has taken some bits from the machine and it was those that caused the hamster-clone to explode. As for not clearing the mess up - simple answer.."
 
What's that?"
 
"No mop in the lab. Not even a cloth for light spills."
 
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