Steev....In....where?

Steev
Inky blackness
Can't see my watch to tell you.
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Steev awoke and opened his eyes. He then tried to open them again, as the
darkness and the knock to the head made him think he hadn't accomplished the
task the first time around. But sure enough, it was dark.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYY dark. Negative Light.
Bugger all illumination matey.
"So...." thought Steev, "Is this what I'm meant to find?"
He tried to move, and thumped his head off the ceiling.
"Short room." Thought Steev.
Then it dawned on him.
"How the smegging smeg on the smeg stained trousers of smeg, the god of smeg
did I get into a locker on this bloody planet?" Steev tried to find the
door, when another thought occurred.
Actually...
It was........
Pretty comfortable.
Damn comfortable in fact. In fact, it was the most comfortable locker he'd
been in. Maybe even the most comfortable in the Universe! And then it
dawned on him. He had done it. He had accomplished his life goal.
He had found the most comfortable locker in the Universe.
He was content. He was happy. His dad was right. This was where he would
find happiness. Sure, the place didn't look the same but it was here. IT
WAS SMEGGING STILL HERE!
Steev opened the door to celebrate and was about to step out when he
realised he was stuck above a yawning chasm. Around the edges was a line of
insect-like creatures, looking like they were conducting a ceremony. He
could see the bottom of the chasm ran with lava.
"This," Thought Steev, "Is really going to be one of those days."
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