Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Uh Oh Ointment

"Maybe you should ask Big Brother for some crutches" Tara told Alota,
"Alright guys you can let him up now." she said gesturing towards Keto.
"You've done a terrible job Cleavage!" Keto fumed in his usual supportive way "Let me show you how do to it properley!, ointment 75469, indeed, you need ointment 852694 and 1259"
He jumped up before Owen, Kayn or Zodar could grab him again. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Alota as the madman lumbered towards her with his ointments, "DONT LET HIM NEAR ME!!!!!!"
Jay was stood next to Alota at the time, from helping her back into the living room.
As Keto approached he leapt acroos the coffe table, knocking him to his feet.Keto rolled onto his back, and kicked with both legs into Jays chest. knocking him into the wall.Jay spun around
"So THATS how you wanna play it eh Charlie?"
And planted a fist into Ketos face, who retaliated with an uppercut to Chryslers chin. 
The tension had built up so much between the two that finally they snapped and Big Brothers first full-blown fisticuffs was at hand. 
In the middle of it all, Jay's music came on the speakers. Kato and Jay looked at each other, and bolted for the stage, danced for 2 minutes then started fighting again. 
It wasnt until. Jay placed a double handed punch into Keto's chest, sending him over the kitchen counter that Keto between gasps said "OK...OK!!!...I'll....Leave my...ointment....in..the..case....I'll leave...Alota..alone!"
Big Brothers voice came over the speakers.
"Would all housemates come to the living room.!
Everyone walked over to the sofa's, Jay wiping blood from his mouth, Keto nursing his black eye. nervous at the fact he'ed have to use his ointment on himself.
Big Brother spoke. "Congratulations housemates, you have succesfully completed your task."
A general consensus of joy resonated from the group. "Yippie!" wailed zodar "that takes us to £90!"
 
  

----- Original Message -----
From: Exxbang@...
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sunday, July 01, 2001 9:15 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Uh Oh Ointment
Later on after a couple more music playing and a few people gettin' jiggy wid it Alota's music came on. She jumped over the table, caught her foot on the side of the table and flipped on her bum. ------------------------------------------------------ Keto's eyes lit up at the thought at applying masses of ointment to Alota's knee. "Get him out of here!" Tara yelled at the boys and gesturing towards Keto who was headed for his ointments "And don't let him go till i've finished with Alota!" Tara turned towards Katrina "Can you get my medical stuff. It's in the cabinate beside my bed" Katrina nodded and went to get the stuff. Alota came limping back using Jay as a human crutch. "Ow" said Alota with each step she took "Do NOT let Keto near me!" "Already taken care of it" Tara motioned over to where it was taking all of the boys to sit on Keto to keep him down "Now let me see your knee" Alota rolled up her trouser leg to reveal a swolen bruised knee. Katrina came back with Taras things. Tara fiddeled about in her medical bag and pulled out a bandage a safty pin some scissors and a tube of ointment. When Alota saw the ointment she backed away "No, no, no. No ointment" "Relax this is one of Ketos good ointments" said Tara. Alota raised an eyebrow. Tara applied the oinment bandage and cut off the excess with the scissors then fastened it with the safty pin. "Now keep it up for a week and it should be better, and go ask Big Brother for some crutches" The continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.

< Prev : No ointment my a**e! Next > : OOC-10,000th post!!!!