Oh, Happiness, where art though? Wait, it's here

Cracking her knuckles, Allie Fletcher was enjoying her first day
back as Console Officer. She'd heard that Ashley the Blonde had been
filling in for her, and there was quite a story to the Blonde's
adventures as Console Officer.
*Ashley spilled coffee on her console twice.
*She'd somewhow picked up 20th century porn on the screen.
*Ashley had missed two days of work straight, and when she
finally came back and they'd asked where'd she been, she'd
said "Somewhere."
*Finally, she had tipped over her chair the day before Allie
returned and smacked her head on the floor, giving her a nasty
concussion.
Allie shook her head.
Captain Niples, back fresh from training, entered the room, White
Wolf right behind him. Allie stood and saluted him. "Captain Niples,
sir. It's damn good to have you back."
"Nice to be back," he replied. He fidgeted. "I, uh, heard you've
been busy."
The hologram smiled. "I guess you heard. There was an incident
involving me, but it has passed, thanks in part to Phil FeBuggure.
You need not worry, sir. I'm a new hologram."
"That's good to hear." He continued into his office.
Allie wiggled her fingers at White Wolf as he followed the
captain. "Hi, White Wolf. Have a great day."