Dinner with the McKenzies ...

"I do not want to do this" he said regretfully as he combed his hair.
"I'll show that cripple that I can be as well mannered as the next McKenzie!"
He marched out of the room......

Dinner with the McKenzies
WHO: Stewie Mike McKenzieWHERE: Kitchen, McKenzie Living QuartersWHEN: After Mike storms out of his room.
"Right," said Mike as he, for the fortieth time, groomed his hair,
"I'll be so manner..mannerissi...so mana... so good that Uncle Stewie
will think I was Noel Coward's reincarnation!"
Stewie had finished programming the food machine in the kitchen. He decided to
have a nice beef cassarolle with garden fresh vegetables.
"Michael! Dinner time!"
"Dinner time," Mike thought as he approached the Dining room. "This will give
me a chance to show old prune face some of my best mannerisms!"
He stopped for a moment. Hang on, he wasn't well mannered! No one could
make him well mannered! His parents kicked him out for that reason! He would have
to tell his friends something else. They would laugh if they heard tough kid Mike
was well mannered because his middle-aged wheelchair ridden uncle told him to!
"Smells nice Stewie, what is it?"
"Beef cassarolle with beef gravy and garden fresh vegetables."
"Ew vegetables!" Mike pretended he was a kid.
"Michael, there is a child care centre in the ship if you want to go there."
"No no," said Mike in a child's voice, "Mikey be good boy."
"Good!" Stewie said, immitating a Prep teacher.
During the course of the meal, Stewie spoke up.
"I was thinking you would need some work experience."
"Aw cool! Where at? The Flight Deck and be a fighter pilot??!!!"
Mike then imitated his was blasting enemy warships with the fighter's blasters.
"No, as an assistant at McKenzies. You will get some work ethics there."
"Aw man! That's boring!"
"Tommorow you will be arranging clothes in piles.
Michael smiled. He might be in charge of organising lingere ....[Mike continue on from there, perhaps in McKenzies the next day ...]
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