Oh Bugger ...

Oh Bugger

He looked into a mirror to see if he was looking his
best, "first impressions last.............hey, where's my blonde tips? Oh yeah,
mum forced me to remove them"
Then he noticed some one was behind him,
"UNCLE STEWIE!"WHO: Stewie Mike McKenzieWHERE:Inside McKenziesWHEN: 6.12 PM, 28th of June, 2101
"Oh no."
Stewie wheeled in with his electronic wheelchair. He looked at the
scruff ball. In his day, kids wouldn't look like this if they were
dead! He sighed and took a long hard look at the impuident scallywag.
"Who seem pleased to see me, Stewie." Mike said sarcastically.
"Well ... hello Michael. I .. I didn't know what to expect. I didn't
expect you to arrive so early and ... oh tuck in that shirt! You look
like you lived with Hillbillies!"
"Nah, it's fashion Stu-my-man, something you haven't seen since the 20th Century!"
"First of all, I do not appreciate being called Stu-my-man and secondly
I run a modern department store! I think I know a little about fashion
young man!!!"
"Yo, whatever Stu-my-man!"
"Your mother told me she wanted to teach you how to grow up ..."
"Whatever ya old f-"
Stewie may of been old and in a wheelchair, but he was still pretty strong.
He grabbed the adolescent by the scruff of his shirt and lifted him off the
ground.
"Listen to me boy! I will teach you to be proper! I won't be "cool"
towards anything! I will teach you discipline and manners before you
are classified as any relation of the McKenzies. Also you will learn to
respect everyone on this ship. If I find that you have misbehaved, you better
watch out!"
Mike suddenley felt uneasy as he was lowered back onto the ground.
He thought that his uncle would be as uncaring as his parents. This
man was tough! He was worse than Mr. Beckham, his old Maths teacher in
Year 8! He swallowed."
"Yes ... er ..."
"Just call me Uncle Stuart, please. Now, we must be getting home. It's
nearly 6.30. I'll show you where you'll live from now on."[You can continue Mike. My living quarters are pretty ordinary.
I'll explain later.]
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