Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The Fools Must Not Keep Me From My Destiny

"THEY WILL NOT KEEP ME FROM ROASTINT THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED BEFORE THE
GREAT SKULL PYRAMID OF CONCEPTION BWAHAHAHAHA"
James came back from the back of the Blue Midget to find a strange man
sitting in the pilot seat. James felt a little put out, it had taken him
ages to persuade the customs officer he had authorisation to take the Blue
Midget, and to get on board only to have some weirdo sitting in his pilot
seat, a weirdo who should be in a sandwich board not a space ship, was,
well, embarrassing.
He coughed.
"SILENCE INFIDEL!" the man bellowed.
"Um, okay, look, I think I've found something, there's a space station near
here, and I'd really like to take a look, is there any chance you could drop
me off before you do, whatever you do?
Doom stared at the strange person that had just come up behind him. At
first Doom had been worried that this person was trying to stop him, but
thankfully he seemed to be in the same boat as himself.
"REGRETABLY DOOM MUST BE BROUGHT TO THE PLANET IMMEDIATLY THEY MUST BE MADE
AWARE OF THE APOCALYPSE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE" Doom thought about this.
"HOWEVER THIS CRAFT WILL HAVE NO FUNCTION USEFUL TO ME WHEN I AM FINISHED
HERE AND SO I WILL TURN OVER COMMAND TO YOU WHEN I LAND AND HAVE DEPARTED
ONTO THE SURFACE. ACCEPT MY OFFER OR THE WINGED GIBBERING THINGS OF THE
FLAMING PARK BENCH OF OBLIVION WILL DANCE ON YOUR SUN BLEACHED SKULL
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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