Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The perfect costume (aka the Matrix has Big Brother)
Jay wasnt exactly the happiest person in the houdse at the moment.
"Kayn if you think I'm coming out there you've got another think coming!"
"Relax Chrysler, every person on the ships seen it already, I dont think 8 more people's gonna make a difference."
"Kayn I cant even walk!" Jay protested "Walk? I cant even MOVE!!!!"
"Oh for Smegs sake" And Kayn disappeared into the bedroom.
a few minutes later he reappeared, wheeling a cardborad set of sack trucks with Jay attached to them, wearing a cardboard muzzle and a straightjacket. A wheel fell of the trucks and Jay hit the floor, Kayn picked Jay off the ground, Jay being unable to move at all. and reattached the wheel.
"Ladies and gentlemen,"
Kayn announced
"I welcome Dr. Hannibal Lecter.."
Jay eyes darted towards Kayn
"Bestrom...I'm gonna do something to ya!........something bad............."
----- Original Message -----
From: Kayn
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sunday, June 24, 2001 7:12 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The perfect costume (aka the Matrix has Big Brother)
Kayn emerged from the boys room wearing what appeared to be a pair of dark sunglasses made out of cardboard and milk bottles, a bodysuit and trenchcoat made out of black paper, and had about twenty different forms of weaponry coating his body made out of cardboard. His blue hair was cut short into a standard Keanu Reeves style for the films he stared in about a hundred years before...
"Didn't know you were into retro films..." Tara said, looking at him
"The Matrix was a classic..."
"Shame about the ninety sequels that followed" Katrina sighed
"Jay did a good job on your costume"
"I'm suprised really, thought he hated me..." as Kayn walked away the girls noticed that Kayn had the words 'kick me' stitched into the back of his costume
"So what's Jay dressed up as?" someone asked
(OK, Kayn's dressed as Neo from the Matrix... Do we win? Otherwise i'll have to start doing tai-kwon-do...)The continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.