Keto the Cook

> "Listen why dont I cook again tonight?" Jay suggested
> Everyone in the house swivelled around to face him in unison
> "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
> Jay found himself being pelted with anything that wasnt nailed
> down.....
Still a little (okay, a lot) enraged from his and Jay's slanging
match, Keto made up his mind. He'd show Jay that he wasn't the only
one who could cook badly!
"Even I could cook better than you, Chrysler!" he said.
"Go on then, prove it!" challenged Jay.
"Fine!" snapped Keto and stormed over to the kitchen area where he
took stock of the stocks.
It turned out that they didn't have much in the way of food,
because of some foolish persons failing their last challenge (Keto
conveniently ignored his own part in that). So he decided that all
he could possibly make that might turn out even slightly edible was
a 'meal' of fried eggs, chips and beans.
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Several smoke-filled minutes later...
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"That's it?" blinked Jay, staring at the plate before him, "That's
your idea of a healthy meal?"
"Admittedly it might be a little high in cholesterol..." said Keto
grudgingly.
"...and carbon," interrupted Zack.
"But it's edible!" snapped Keto, glaring at them.
Jay stuck his fork into a fried egg...or tried to. The egg
shattered.
"It's times like this that make me glad I'm a hologram," said Phil,
staring round at the others as they attempted to cut, chew and
swallow the lumps of charcoal that Keto had produced.
"I've got to hand it to you, Doc, you're the first person I know
who can somehow grill baked beans."
"At least my meal can't take someone's eye out," stated Keto.
"Actually..." began Tara, holding up a chip that resembled some
form of flint spear.
"I knew I should have gone ghoulash..." muttered the failed chef.
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OOC: Thought maybe I'd have a go at cooking. And what's up with the
voting? Keto's the LEAST voted person! People, this isn't a trick
poll! :)