Shake-Fu

Rpg:
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Who: Multitudal
Where: Medibay
When: Hmm, toughy.
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"Doctor William Shakespeare, at thou service madam," said
Shakespeare, bowing in front of Lloyd. Lloyd looked at the Doctor,
askew.
`Maybe'st I hath confused her,' thought Shakespeare, unsure what to
make of her glance.
"I've come about your stolen equipment, guv," said Lloyd, allaying
Shakespeare's fears of confusion. "Officer Lloyd, part of the
security detail. So what exactly has been taken, and do you have any
leads?"
Shakespeare pointed to some empty wall spaces and at some closed
cupboards. "Some of thy most expensive equipment hath been taken.
We hath lost fusion generators, scalpels, and thy holo-imaging
device. Thy holo-imaging device!" he repeated, emphasising it's
importance.
"Calm down, guv, here, sit down and we'll discuss the course of
action," said Lloyd, leading Shakespeare into Keto's office.
Shakespeare sat at Keto's desk, whilst Lloyd took the chair opposite
him.
"Now, from you I need a list of the missing gear, and then any
suspicions on who it could be, and we'll get right to it. OK?"
"Ok. First of alleth," began Shakespeare.
Stewie McKenzie stood patiently in the empty medibay waiting for
someone to make an appearance. Hazel Coffey entered the medibay
shortly and qualified for the title of `someone making an appearance.'
"Ah, nurse Coffey, is Doctor Shakespeare around? I wish to see him
immediately about my leg."
"Certainly Mr McKenzie, I'll just go and see what he's up to."
Hazel strolled over to Keto's office and heard talking. She
listened for a couple of seconds, before returning to Stewie.
"Sorry Mr. McKenzie," apologised Coffey, "you will have to wait a
while, as Shakespeare is
busy at the moment."
"Indeed!" said Stewie, "well I'll just limp off elsewhere for an
hour!"
Stewie left the medibay, whilst Coffey took up a seat at her
station and began filling out a report on the levels of toxicity of
the greater malloncheller seed that Keto used in some of his
ointments.
Keto's office door opened and Lloyd stepped out, followed by a
happier looking Shakespeare.
"So thous't willeth get a team together thys instant?" he queried.
"Yes, Guv, I've got three guys I know might be able to help,"
affirmed Lloyd.
"Wonderful, keepeth me updated at all'st times," said Shakespeare
as Lloyd hurried from the medibay.
Shakespeare's view moved from the grey dulled doors over to his
love, Coffey.
"Greetings Hazel," he said.
"Stewie's looking for you, dear" she replied, looking up from her
report and smiling warmly. "His leg is hurt and he was in here a few
minutes ago."
"I guess,'st I shouldeth make thy house call," stated Shakespeare
picking up a portable medi-kit.
"See thoust later," he said, walking out of the medibay.
Shakespeare caught up with Stewie in the drive room where he was
staring out at the stars.
"Thou hath leg problems?" he said, tapping Stewie's shoulder.
There was a yelp as Stewie was roused from his thought and he turned
to look at Shakespeare.
"Ah, doctor, yes, something's up with my leg," he said, sitting
down.
"Letteth me examine thy leg, I caneth do thy wonders upon limbal
extremities," said Shakespeare.
"Also, I believe that Dirk's leg is acting up too," offered Stewie.
"Why hath he nay been to visit thy medibay?" asked Shakespeare,
bandaging Stewie's calf and knee.
"I don't know," replied Stewie.
"Thy silly man, I shalls't need to findeth him too," said
Shakespeare, stapling the bandages together. He tightened the
protective wrapping and got to his feet, closing the medi-kit.
"In'st two weeks, thou leg shouldeth be back to thy normality.
Go'eth easy on it," he hinted.
"Thankyou doctor," said Stewie.
"Now to acquireth thy location upons't Dirk Bell," said
Shakespeare, walking out into one of the Blue Dwarf's many corridors.
"I wonder how thou'st Keto be faring in confined space?" he said to
himself.
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Non Rpg: Sorry for the slight delay, Stewie and Lloyd. I've had a
little bit of creative block (the most hideous of all diseases to
happen to writers.) And as such, I've hated everything I've tried to
write since then. I don't much like this post to be truthful, but I
have to write something or I'll lose the plotline and mess up others.
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