Who let the hens out, cluck cluck.......(sorry, thats just tacky!)

"Chickens everywhere!, who the hell let them out?!" Yelled Jay as he dived acrooss the cofee table to try and grab one of the elusive fowls, sending beer and food flying everywhere, "shuttit jay, it could have been you i cant remember!" came the immediate response in his head. it hadnt been Jay but he wasnt sure. there must have been at least a dozenhens running around in the livving room and so far only Zodar had managed to catch any. Kayn and Jay double-teamed the one thay had named Castro, each grabbing one leg, and packing it back into the coop. Looking back into the living room, they noticed that Keto was lying on his back on the floor, trying desperatley to throw the chickens off him, as they pecked vigorously at his face. Kayn and Jay couldnt help it, instead of helpig him, they just laughed.... 

----- Original Message -----
From: Chris Grigg
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, June 19, 2001 2:00 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Chicken Run
Zodar was getting edgy..."There's nothing to fix around here..." He said, his fingers jittery."You're having withdrawl symptoms. Perfectly normal." Keto said."There must be something I can tweak..." Zodar said, the insanity dwelling in his voice as he searched the kitchen."Look, don't worry about it. Just sit down. Relax. You don't have to think about that stuff right now."Zodar took the advice and settled into a chair. His frustrated expression faded into one of relaxation as his hands stopped shaking."Now close your eyes and imagine a peaceful meadow."Zodar voiced his thoughts, "With trees and...""NO! I mean, no. There arent any pink trees on a meadow. (idiot)""I didn't say pi..."Keto cut him off mid-sentance, "...Focus on the waterfalls and rivers or whatever is around you. Block out the people who annoy you, this is your place. It is perfect. Absolutely peaceful."Keto seemed to be taking his own advice, as his eyes were closed and his voice had become slower and more relaxed."You are a miracle worker, Charles."Keto's eyes opened in surprise."So you don't want to screw anything mechanical?""What?!""I mean, are the urges gone?"Zodar leaned back into his chair and put his feet up on the table.He took a deep breath, "Ohhhh yeah..."Just as soon as Zodar had put his feet on the table, Katrina walked past and tapped his foot."Feet off. It'll only make it dirty." She said with a smile.Zodar shrugged and took his feet off, resuming a normal seating position."Now I'm gonna go and..."There was a yell from various people in the house, "WHO LET THE SMEGGING CHICKENS OUT?"Zodar sat upright in his chair, looking for the chickens."Ahh, smeg."He stood up, ran to the garden, found the nearest chicken and began to chase it.Puffing, he tried to clear himself. "Hey... it wasn't me... But I'll put 'em away..." he said as he dived and successfully caught a chicken, lifting it off the ground so it could not get traction."One down... several to go." Chris said quietly to himself.------OOC: And no, Zodar does not have a fetish that involves Chickens.The continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.