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OOC - Stewie, I also have to side with Harris. This whole
Subplot/STCP incident is in another time, the future (2906), and the
BD's in 2101.
Oh sorry I didn't get a chance to post this weekend, ladies and
gents! My weekend was filled with attending the multiple (2 separate
metropolition and one rural location) father's day celebrations with
my significant other here in the US. (Divorced parents plays absolute
havoc with these holiday weekends by creating duplicate sets of
parents which you *have to* spend equal amounts of time with, lest ye
insult them for some reason, etc etc. And my relatives think I'm
strange when I *plead* with them to exclude me from the usual x-mas
invitations and stuff! It's not because I'm trying to dodge seeing
them, it's just the really nasty *scheduling nightmare* and
associated 'family politics' create by this divorce I'm trying to
avoid!!!)
Anyways, I've been in a private conversation with AJ(AKA Zack
& Cubie), and he outlined what I could do with Zorn & Blotz, and is
leaving the resolution of this subplot up to me since he's a bit tied
up with being put in charge of a Star Trek sim that he's a member of
now that his Captain is taking a leave of absense. (First Captain
Niples, then Captain Dominic Juliano, and then Captain Kira Edom. All
I can say is tha the conspiracy theorists are going to have a field
day...) ;)
- Tim/WW
PS. Sorry if this post is a little long... it was originally part of
my last one, But I decided to split it at the last moment thinking by
cutting it down I'd make more easier for everyone to digest. Silly
me, I should've known better...
RPG -
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--- Snip ---
As Harris, Stewie, Zack and Cubie left, WW stepped closer to his arch
nemisis.
"Too afraid to fight bare pawed eh Darken? Hiding behind a bazookoid?"
"Fine!" Darken said, dropping his bazookoid, "Bring it on, Fur ball!"
---- End Snip -----
Where: STCP Headquarters
When: Jun 16th, 2906
Who: White Wolf, Major Harris, Cubie, Zack, Stewie, and assorted
NPC's...
Zorn stepped out from behind Darken and poked his Bazookoid into
Darken's back, and said - "You stay right where you are Darken. You
too White Wolf, we've got some business to attend to. The rest of
you get going!"
Zorn motioned with his head, indicating Major Harris, Stewie, Zack
and Cubie.
"We follow Harris, Right?" Inquires Stewie.
"Nope, you three go back a different way. Cubie, here's a program
update for you." replies the huge hamster as hands (paws?) Cubie the
funny shaped die from his vest.
Cubie takes it and touches it to her little controller that Zack is
holding, and her image shimmers. Then she salutes the huge hamster
and replies, "Thank you, Captain. I understand what I need to do now.
Goodbye Sir, and good luck."
Cubie quickly grabs Stewie & Zack, and another time tunnel suddenly
appears which Cubie compels Stewie & Zack manhandles them through.
Then in a flash, all three are gone as the Time tunnel closes up
behind them.
"This way, Darken." Orders Zorn motioning with his Bazookoid, "you
too White Wolf." And Zorn guides them around a corner.
--- Snip ---
Harris waited till the others had gone and then he removed a wall
panel. He then removed a small device from his belt and attached it
to the cicirts expossed. He tapped on a few buttons on the device
and then.
"System override accepted. Shutting down power core. Have a nice
day now." The STCP HQ computer voice.
Right that takes care of this place blowing, Harris throught to
himself. Enough of the HQs circuits were still running to ensure
that the power core could be shut down.
Then there came a loud bleeping. Harris removed another device from
his pocket and commented. "Time's up then."
He tapped a button and then a large glowing time gate or whatever
those clowns at the STCP called it. Harris then walked into the
glowing thing and then it disappeared.
---- End Snip -----
After a short walk, Zorn motions them into a room, which looks
vaguely like a transporter room from Star Trek.
"Get over on the pads, both of you." orders Zorn while going over to
a control console and typing something it. It bleeps. And Zorn moves
over, and picks up a portable incineration canister and sets it next
to them.
"Would you please put your temporal devices into the incinerator?
Darken you first." Orders Zorn.
Darken takes several items out of his cheek pouches and tosses them
in the incinerator, and theres a brief flash of smoke as the items
are incinerated.
"White Wolf, now you."
White Wolf removes two items from his vest pockets and a few items
out his right cheek pouch and tosses them in the incinerator, and
thier incinerated too.
Zorn goes back to the console, and types in something again, and it
bleeps again.
Zorn pointedly waves his weapon at Darken, while muttering "Darken, I
meant all of it."
Darken removes another item secreted in his fur, and tosses it into
the incinerator and flames flash up one last time as the incinerator
destroys Darken's last item.
Zorn checked the console again, and it showed Darken had removed
everything
"Good. Now, Just so you both know, I'm setting the system with a ten
second start delay. It's programmed for a one way time jump to a
destination of my choice for all *three* of us, so there will be *no
coming back* for any of us."
Zorn tapped the control, and joined them on the pad as a automated
voice counted down.
"Ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five..."
Suddenly Blotz did a flying tackle into Zorn, and Darken attempted to
bound away, but White Wolf caught him and quickly muscled him back
onto the pad just as the automated voice finished "Two... One...
Programmed one way time jump initiated."
The two men and two hamster fuzzed out of existence.
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Where: France
When: The 18th Century
Who: Cubie, Zack, Stewie
The trio pop out of the time tunnel, and quickly squelch in the mud.
Zack pulls his foot out of sodden boot, and asks "Say honey, Are we
back in 'Ye olde' england again?"
A nearby man looking at the trio and exclaims "Moi de cette manière
vouloir mâcher le lisière roder votre caleçon"
Cubie immediately slaps him in the face, and replies to Zack "No,
we're in france. Now both of you give me your hands, I'd Like to get
out of here right now."
"Why what did he say?",inquired Zack
"My ancient french isn't that great, But I think he said something
about chewing the fringe off our bloomers." Replied Cubie
The two men glanced questioningly at the frenchman who simply smiled
back at them revealing his rotting gums.
"Right!" said Stewie & Zack at the same time, as they both quickly
gave Cubie thier hands.
Cubie then said, "ok Zack, hit the home button on my remote control,
it's now programmed to bring us back to the Blue Dwarf."
Zack mashed the home button in earnest, the time tunnel opened, and
the trio were gone.
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Where: Can't tell yet!
When: Zorn told us to throw away all our temporal devices remember?
Who: White Wolf, Darken, Zorn, and Blotz
A time tunnel opens up, and Spits out Zorn, who's still being
grappled by Blotz. Zorn groan's in pain as the two hamsters get spit
out of the time tunnel, and quickly bounce off Blotz's metal armour
and roll in opposing directions away from the heap. White Wolf rolls
and knocks his head against something, he quickly glances at it, and
puzzledly stares at what looked suspiciously like a drive plate
aboard the Blue Dwarf, but yet was somehow different.
Darken quickly jumps up and grabs a item off Blotz's belt.
"Ah ha. A Time-jump-o-matic! It may be one way trip for you three
stooge's, but I have other plans!!!" Says Darken as he scampers out
of the room.
Blotz leaps after him, "Hey give that back, that's my ticket outta
here!"
White Wolf starts after them, but stops to check on Zorn noticing
that he seems badly injured.
Zorn quickly waves him off, "I don't have enough time to explain
everything adaquately, my mission was to undo that which was
inadvertantly corrected here earlier in this time stream, what
happens next should be sufficent enough cover your safe return to the
Blue Dwarf, even if Darken manages to escape with Blotz's Time-jump-o-
matic."
The huge hamster started to ask a qeustion, but Zorn quickly cut him
off,"You need to be in an escape pod and safely off this ship in next
few minutes! Here, take this, and activate it when your in the pod.
Don't worry about me, my job is done here. Now go!"
Zorn handed him another funny shaped die, and gave him a meaningful
shove towards the hall. The huge hamster hestitated for a second, and
then scampered off in search of Darken & Blotz.
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Where: Parrots bar, aboard the Blue Dwarf
When: 3Pm Monday June 18th, 2101
Who: Cubie, Zack, Stewie
A Time tunnel opened and quickly deposited Cubie, Zack, and Stewie on
the floor among several startled pub patrons.
Someone sitting at the muttered drunkenly, "Well, Well, another grand
enterance... Can't people just simply walk in anymore?"
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Where: I'm beginning to get a really sick feeling that I know where I
am, But I just don't want to admit it to myself quite yet...
When: Oh Alright, I'll pay for a watch...
Who: White Wolf, Darken, and Blotz
A few a fruitless mintues of search, White Wolf finaly caught sight
of the 'dynamic duo' wrestling over the device down at the end of the
hall. The huge hamster started for them.
"Gimme that" screamed Blotz as he made a frantic grab at the device
Darken was wielding, and then there was a sudden flash and the two
were suddenly gone from the hallway.
The huge hamster (White Wolf) cursed, he ran to empty and pulled a
Vidman out his vest pocket, and called "Sam! Can you detect a
temporal disturbance here?"
The perky beautiful blonde face popped up on the Vidman's screen and
sweetly replied "Yep. My sensors show there was one here a moment
ago. It's been a long time no see, What's up Darling?"
"Sorry Sam, I'm going to have to fill you in later. Right now I
should to get to a escape pod like Zorn said I should, because
obiviously Darken's already escaped." replied the hamster while
tucking the vidman back into his pocket and taking off at a run.
Suddenly from around the corner, a obiviously drunk man staggered and
bumped into the overgrown hamster, and started to fall. The hamster
quickly grabbed him and tried righting him but the part of mans shirt
with the name tag ripped off. The drunken man half turned while
righting himself and calling back to the hamster in an Irish
Accent, "Where...where you gone you big hairy ...... ape?" as the
huge hamster only gave him a momentarily glance while continuing on
looking for an escape pod.
In a few seconds, the huge hamster found one, and hopped in, closing
the door behind him, hitting the controls to eject the pod. Then
the huge hamster activated Zorns device while glancing at the
crewmens name that was on the bit of torn shirt that was still in his
paw, and quickly said "Not there again! Zorn, you dirty <experlatives
deleted>!"
And the huge hamster quickly let go of the torn piece of shirt,
setting it adrift into the air of pod, as he grabbed out a barf bag
and began retching into it as freefall set in, as the pod shifted
temporally.
The name on the torn piece of fabric was 'Chen'.
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Where: The Drive room of Blue Dwarf
When: 4Pm Monday June 18th, 2101
Who: Sirus and Allie
A *very* long time later... (as in about 600+ years.)
A light began winking on the communications console, Sirus nearly
missed seeing it. Someone was trying to signal from the planet. It
was awfully primitive morse code signal too, but none the less Sirus
knew he would have to report it to someone.
Sirus turned to Allie, "Um, Console Operator?"
"Yes?" replied Allie from her chair, slightly irritated that Sirus
was yet again interupting one of her delicious plans of revenge.
"Someone is trying to signal the Blue Dwarf from the planet below,
the person is question is claiming that thier the 'Acting-Captain'
and is requesting a pickup from the Blue Dwarf. What should I do,
Miss?"
<Take it away Allie, or whoever else wants to rescue your acting
Capt...>