Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Bit of a delayed reaction
His head spinning, his mouth tasting like a landfill site and a memory of teh previous night about as clear as Keto's people skills, Jay stumbled into the living area, Alota had cooked breakfast and made coffee, LOTS of coffee...right now, Jay's mind wasnt on the prize money..it wasnt on the other housemates and surprisingly it wasnt on whatever the smeg he'ed got up to last night, coffe was all he wanted, all he cared about. and he quickly proceeded to consume it quicker than it takes for Lloyd to fire a few grenade rounds into McDonalds. After enjoying more coffee than shakespeare does on a regular basis (sorry!) He asked what he'ed actually got up to last night..alota explained..and Jay immediatly wished he'ed refused the transfer from Red Dwarf to Blue Dwarf, and disappeared along with it.
"Wait a second", Katrina piped suddenly, "when do we get our first task?"
(Owen you're running this thing, do we get tasks???)
----- Original Message -----
From: RON CREESE
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sunday, June 17, 2001 4:12 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Bit of a delayed reaction
After waking up at god knows what time the girls disembarked the room. The lads except Keto had managed to get completely and totaly rat arsed* last night but Alota, Tara and Katrina where a bit bewhildered on how they had managed to get that way
Alota had set to work on breakfast occasionay chatting to Tara and Katrina.
A few minutes later and Keto casually walked out of the lads sleeping quarters and sat himself at the dinning table,
"So Keto, get much sleep last night?" Alota asked
"Nope, how can you with six pissed idiots who you had to wait for to pass out before you could get sleep"
"Oh well, just chalk it up to luck" Tara said then snickered because if Alota, Katrina or Tara where going to get pissed they'd do it togeather instead of leaving anyone to suffer. Alota finished making breakfast of scrambled eggs and bacon (or whatever) placed ten cups out on the table filled four with white coffee and six with extra strong-hangover-cure-caffine-enriched-coffee, just in time before Phil, Owen, Zodar, Jay, Kayn and Zack stumbled out of there room. They had all the signs of Hangover, big bags under their eyes, moaning everytime they moved to fast. They clambered up to the table and started downing cup by cup of black coffee.
"Have fun did we?" Katrina asked,
"I can't remember a thing" Kayn said,
"Oh but we can, do you want to know?" Tara asked smirking,
"Whatever we did please tell us" Phil said,
"Well" Alota began "You got completely drunk, decided to go rading mine, Tara's and Katrina's knicker draw, all of you wore a thong on your head, a pair of knickers over your trousers a bra stuffed with toilet roll then using that poll over there" she pointed to a pole that had lipstick marks all over it, "You started doing a strip tease, of course how could we forget that you where all mad up like prostitutes and you even skanked a pair of my favourite high heels to dance around in", all the hangoverees grabbed their heads as the memorys of the night before started comming back,
"It was very, very funny and I'm sure everyone watching this thing had a very good laugh" Katrina concluded.
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