I\'m sure this place was bigger...

Rpg:
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Who: Coffey, Tree, Shakespeare (All that's left of the Medibay Staff)
Where: The Medibay
When: Muesnesday
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Shakespeare strolled happily along his corridor massaging a slight
head pain whilst looking forward to being able to tell his beloved,
Hazel Coffey, that their new quarters were all ready to be decorated,
furnished and completed. As he waltzed around the corner, his
progress was stopped rather suddenly by a push cart, a sheet and a
Psychiatrist. He groaned as it slammed into his legs and chest, and
Sahkespeare disappeared to the ground, muttering old enlgish curses.
"Thou impertinent earth vexing giglet," he said, rubbing his chest
and legs in an attempt to get the feeling back.
"Don't worry Doc, you're a doctor, you can heal yourself. I must be
goign back to my department, I've a list of patients longer than the
charges brought against Major Harris." And with that, Cerebrum
quickly wheeled the cart away and into the deck lift.
Shakespeare got to his feet, slightly whimpering at the chest pain
which had left him winded, and stumbled into the medibay. No one was
present.
"Holly, why doth there be nay members of said staff?"
"Where?"
"In thoust medibay," he said. "Where'eth is thy Chief Doctor Keto,
and'st the Nurse Cleavage. Or prap's fairest Hazel, or even thy
Puinksy Tree. Or Wildflower?"
"I think they went to see the entrants enter the Big Brother Bar."
"oh," said Shakespeare quietly. He wandered over to the store of
cold fusion generators and opened the cupboards. There were only two
there.
"But we hath 15 of these wondrous devices. Where be them?"
He next went over to the pharmeceutical fridge and opeend the
door. Again, the quanity present compared to the expected quantity
was very much lower.
"It would seem as if we hath thief abaord'st ship," said
Shakespeare, also discovering that the were missing cranial
analyzers, electrodes, laser scapels, the medibay's ONLY lifesign
monitoring machine (the most important piece of kit) and Keto's
holographic coordination and control system which was deisgned to be
activated should all of the people onbaord ship capable of performing
medcine perish in some sort of accident, probably involving plasma or
rocks.
"Holly, would thous't be so kind as to alert Major Harris and the
rest of thy security department that thou be some kind thief onboard
thy Blue Dwarf stealing medical equipment, and that some vital
treatment systems hath been taken. Thyse systems being important to
treat ANY patient, and that withotu them, life could'st be lost."
"Sure, Doc," said Holly, disappearing.
"Now'st, undercovery seems't to be on thy cards for the rest of
today," said Sahkespeare as he walked out of the medibay and
quarantined it tight to prevent any more theft. He glanced down at
the floor where he'd been hit by Cerebrum and spotted a laser scalpel.
"Hmm'st clue number oneth," he said, picking it up and glancing at
it.
"A larges't cart, covered by sheet, leaving bay, hittsting my feet.
Whateth do we find? Missing equipment. Maybs't I should visit thy
Cerebrum. That naughty fellow."
Shakespeare pocketed the scalpel and wandered towards the lift.
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