The Pink Tree Effect

The Pink Tree Effect
IMPORTANT NOTE: WE ARE NOT IN THE FUTURE! THIS HARRIS IS *FROM*
THE FUTURE, YET WE ARE IN NORMAL TIME AT STCP HEADQUARTERS. I
DO NOT KNOW WHERE ZACK AND WHITE WOLF ARE IN REALITY, AS THEY DON'T SEEM
TO BE POSTING. ALL I KNOW IS WW WAS IN A CAFETERIA, ZACK, CUBIE STEWIE
ARE IN A TORTURE AREA CALLED THE BROTHERHOOD REMINDING AND CORRECTION CENTRE
AND THAT THERE IS NO ONE IN CHARGE OF THE SHIP!!!!!!Major Harris, Evil Pink Tree
In the Greenhouse, STCP HQ
Do you think time is relevant?
[Insert Incidental Music from Star Wars Ep. 1 when Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon
are fighting Darth Maul]
"Now it's just you and me tree." said Harris as he fired the laser cannon.
The tree jumped twenty feet in the air, to the roof of the greenhouse (This indicates
how big this greenhouse is!!) and slammed back down, causing almighty shockwaves.
It ran up to Major Harris, almost giving him quite a jab in the arm, but destroying
the laser cannon. Harris smiled.
"Want to play it this way, tree?"
Harris produced his sword once more and engaged himself into a brutal duel with
the tree, attacking it with various ways.
"Take this, you son of a bitch!"
Harris swung the sword so hard, that it cut into the tree. It danced in fury
as the sword drained its power, unleashing a great enormous power.
"Oh sh..."
Harris had no time to curse. He had to run as the entire glasshouse started to explode. Harris ran towards the control station of the HQ,
which apparently shuts down parts of it. Ignoring technician's protests,
He shut down the G wing's doors. As the great fireball was heading towards the
centre, the door closed, blocking the explosion.
"Now, to get those twats ..." he thought, as he headed off to another corridor
which was called the B wing. Little did he know the immense heat behing the door
was starting to fry the instruments that stabilise the centre ...At the Brotherhood Reminding Correction Centre ...
Harris quietly approached the BRC centre. Switching off the lights, he made a total
confusion. Running towards the correction arena he managed to quickly go under
the closing door, to save Zack, Cubie Stewie ....[Over to you Harris. Where are you WW and Zack? Please post!]
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