He was HARRISed by Harris!

He was HARRISed by Harris!
I know it's spelt wrong, but you get the joke.
Last time on Blue Dwarf
Blotz waved Stewie and Cubie to a halt, as he opened the door to a cell, and Blotz called inside the cell "Alright, Zack Richards, come out here and join your friends." Zack slowly stepped outside his cell and replied "Hi Honey, Hi Stewie!" and Zack turned, and waved towards Blotz, "Hi Mr. Harris!" Blotz looked puzzled and then sensing someone behind him, blurted out a "Wha?!" and half turned before Major Harris clocked him across the face with a weapon butt, knocking him out cold. Blotz metal armour clanked loudly as he fell to the floor.
Stewie McKenzie, Zack Cubie Richards, Harris
In the STCP Headquarters Interrogation Area.
About Five-ish, 13th of June, 2101
"Oh Harris!" Stewie said, gobsmacked at the event.
"Yeah Bi-low Boy?"
"You are .. you are ... what are the words?"
"Excellent? Brave?" inquired Zack,
"Resourceful? Courageous?" Cubie added,
"No .. Harris - you are a complete and total twat!"
"WHAT?"
"Well yes, you may of saved our lives but that clanking could of woken up
the cave people of Nepal! Someone will hear us!!"
"Like us?"
The quartet wrapped around to find The Evil Pink Tree with guards.
"RUSTLE!! [Attack!]" The Pink Tree commanded.
The guards raced towards the Blue Dwarf gang, who subsequently skedaddled.
"I'm sorry Harris!"
"Shut up McKenzie and run!"
Oh crap - Stewie thought - please no, no, no - not now! Stewie's old body wasn't
compatible with chases. He was never fit and now he was paying the price.
"I ... I ... [gasp]ca .. n't .. go ... on .."
"Hang on!" Zack shouted and started to drag Stewie, who was breathless.
The quartet were running their hearts out - except for Cubie of course. The guards
were still advancing, firing lasers at them. Then suddenly, a laser blasted
too close for comfort hearing a scream from Stewie.
"Argh! My leg! I can't feel my leg!"

Stewie was in terrible pain. Blood was gushing out by the gallon from his badly
injured leg.
"Shit!" Zack cursed, looking at Stewie, "Harris! We've been hit!"
"Serve the bastard! Come on, we've gotta hurry."
Then the Pink Tree stopped. It rustled evilly and commanded the others to
turn back. Much to the surprise of the quartet, they walked away.
Stewie lay on the floor, blood pouring out.
"What are we going to do?" cried Cubie.
"Leave him," said Harris, "if we help him, we'll all die, however with one death
we will save ourselves and get out of here. It's pure logic."
"Logic enables one to be wrong with authority!" said Zack, "let's help him!"[Zack [Cubie] or Harris, feel free to continue]Yahoo! Messenger
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