Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Doctor Keto, what\'s a Cerebrum?

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"Hello there," he said. "My name is Patrick Cerebrum."
"I don't care what your name is," replied Keto. "What the hell are
you doing in my medibay?"
"Umm, Charles," hesitated Shakespeare.
"What is it playwright?"
"Thys would nay be'eth much of thou medibay, if thy pubic were nay
allowed access," he replied.
Keto grudgingly accepted the point.
"Fine, why are you here? You don't look ill, you've not stolen
anything have you?"
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Just then the door s to the medibay swished open and a very confused Joe
Schweeble walked in.
“Ah good you’re here” said the voice in Joe’s head
“Ermm…Dr Keto?” said Joe
“What is it Schweeble, can’t you see that I’m busy, you’d better be dying or
something” replied Keto
“I’ve come to see a psychiatrist…..I think”
The appendix bounced up and down happily and smile spread across Patrick
Cerebrum face.
“Who told you we had a psychiatrist?” Keto demanded
“Ermmm, I’m not sure, it was either my sub-conscious” Joe said “or somebody
on this ship is psychic” Joe said jokingly.
Keto gave the appendix and evil glare and was about to tell Joe that his
sub-conscious was wrong when Patrick said “News travels fast on this ship,
I’m the new ships psychiatrist, I just transferred today”
“No he’s not, I’m the psychiatrist” said the voice in Joe’s head while the
appendix bounced up and down.
Joe grabbed his head and slumped to the floor crying, “Make it stop,
pleeease make it stop, it’s…it’s…in...m…my…head”
<ok then folks, who gets their first patient, the appendix or Cerebrum?>
>From: "S. Mathew Mayer (Shakes)" <mitocanium@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Doctor Keto, what's a Cerebrum?
>Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2001 01:55:11 -0000
>
>Rpg:
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>Who: Medibay Staff.
>Where: Medibay.
>When: After finding the appendix.
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>
> "Was it just me or was that extremely fun?" asked a very excited
>Wildflower, bounding into the medibay.
> Coffey, Shakespeare and Keto, pushing the Appendix through the
>doors and panting with exhaustion.
> "Trust me," said Keto. "It was just you."
> The Appendix rolled itself over to Tara's desk, whilst Keto
>wandered over to his office and sat down at his chair, putting his
>hands behind his head. Coffey and Shakespeare travelled over to
>their respective desks and both sat at them, resting or starting the
>daily cataloguing of cures.
> Wildflower jumped over to Keto's office and began watching him
>though the glass.
> Patrick Cerebrum stood silently by the quarantine room saying
>nothing and waiting for soemone to notice him. He was slightly
>confused when a large pink tree bounced past him, rustling happily to
>itself.
> "Keetos," started Wildflower.
> There was a pronounced sigh from his office followed by a:
> "What do you want devil woman?"
> "Who's the new guy?" she asked, looking over at Cerebrum.
> At this question, the other six members of the medibay team stopped
>what they were doing and looked over at the psychiatrist.
> Cererbum felt quite small when four pairs of eyes, a set of
>branches and a large mass of organ tissue, all foccussed on him at
>once.
> "Hello there," he said. "My name is Patrick Cerebrum."
> "I don't care what your name is," replied Keto. "What the hell are
>you doing in my medibay?"
> "Umm, Charles," hesitated Shakespeare.
> "What is it playwright?"
> "Thys would nay be'eth much of thou medibay, if thy pubic were nay
>allowed access," he replied.
> Keto grudgingly accepted the point.
> "Fine, why are you here? You don't look ill, you've not stolen
>anything have you?"
>
><Feel free to continue Mr. Cerebrum. (The medibay is not the most
>sane of places - small warning, despite what Keto's player claims, it
>is a madhouse.)>
>
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>
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