now im just KNOW thats not normal

Arriving at Parrotts jay and alota approached the bar and ordered drinks which as promised jay payed for, they moved to a table jay placed his drink on the table and as Alota sat down he looked at her and said
"will you excuse me for a moment?"
"Sure"
with that Jay dashed off towrds the gents. His legs had been tingling ever since the ointment Tara had given him for his near broken shin bones, inflicted by a cofee table. He had to check them out so he rolled up his trousers to the knees. 
Ok..so they were now glowing purple. In fact they were illuminating the room.
He'd have to go back to the medi bay later.
but right now he was busy and he went back to join Alota.
 
<sorry for a lame post but its late and I've JUST this minute got back from exeter..could have come home any time today but the guy who was driving decided to leave as late as possible.
feel free to carry on Alota right now i just wanna go to bed!> 

----- Original Message -----
From: lucky@...
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, June 09, 2001 4:28 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Appendicitis
(Soz, Andy, but the appendix is going to be kept quiet...so they won't know about it in the future.  After all, none of the medibay really wants it to be known that they let a giant organ escape from a secure quarantine room.  So Harris can't really know about it.)"Before we go out," said Jay, glancing down the corridor after the retreating form of Harris, "Do you mind if we drop by the medibay?"  "Why?" asked Alota.  "I had a little...uh...accident," replied Jay, thinking distantly whether or not you were supposed to be able to feel anything below your shins.  Alota agreed, looking somewhat puzzledly at Jay as he half-walked, half-limped along the corridors.  "Are you sure you're okay?" she asked.  "I'm fine, really," muttered Jay, "Just so long as I can get some proper medical tre...ah, hang on...no, never mind, I'll be fine anyway..."  The door to the medibay swished open, revealing Tara standing facing the quarantine room, hands on hips.  "No," they heard her say, "You can still see some of the twigs."  *Rustle-rustle?*  "No, appendixes don't have tw..." began Tara, half-turning.  As she did so, she spotted the others standing there, and rapidly tried to change her sentence.  "...in brothers and sisters because they're not really alive or anything and anyway you should know that being an appendix and all and why are you asking me all these questions and hello Jay and Alota what can I do for you?"  Jay and Alota blinked as Tara took a deep breath after that quick (and almost comprehensible) explanation, then shrugged.  "I need something to help with bruising," explained Jay, "And, although I hate to say it, it'll probably have to be ointment."  "Of course, right away," said Tara hurriedly, grabbing a bottle from a cupboard without even looking at the label, "This one should do just fine, goodbye now."  "Tara," frowned Alota, "Why were you talking to the appendix?"  "What appendix?  I wasn't talking to any appendix!"  "No," said Jay, "She wasn't.  It looks more like a tree covered in some kind of fake appendix disguise."  "Oh, THAT appendix, ha-ha-ha..." laughed Tara nervously, "Yes, that's an appendix alright.  Ha-ha."  "Are you sure?"  "Yes.  Definitely.  It's definitely an appendix and not the Big Pink Tree in disguise."  Jay and Alota stared at her for a few seconds, then cautiously backed away towards the door.  "Okay Tara, whatever you say," nodded Jay as they stepped back out.  Outside, he whispered to Alota, "Is it just me, or does working in the medibay make everyone insane?"  Suddenly, from above them in one of the ship's air vents, they heard a voice.  "Don't be stupid!" it snapped, "It can't be around here anywhere!  Gah, I don't know why I bothered listening to you in the first place!"  "I swear, Charlie, I saw it up here someplace..."  "DON'T CALL ME CHARLIE!" screamed the first voice.  Just then a grating above Jay and Alota's heads was kicked downwards and Keto dropped down, clutching a gun, red in the face and wearing now very oily clothing.  "MY NAME..." he continued, before spotting them.  "Ah," he murmured, "Hello."  There was a pause.  Then, without a word, Alota and Jay hurried past, just as Wildflower dropped down from the vent as well.  "You were right," nodded Alota as they hurried onwards, "Absolutely insane."The continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.