*Never say never* Chronicles - Chat with Stewie

*Never Say Never* Chronicles
Chat with Stewie
Stewie McKenzie, Cubie
Holding Cell 42, STCP HQ.
9.00 PM 8th of June, 2101
"I want you to know that during the brief time that I worked with Christine on the Phantom of the Opera, I found in her a wonderful woman. My deepest sympathies."
Cubie shimmered on an evening dress and stood up. Stewie looked at her.
He was pretty tall, almost 6ft, yet while he sat down Cubie seemed giant.
"It's a bit late isn't it?"
"Excuse me?! I was only consolodating ..."
"I don't need no smegging consolodation!!!"
Cubie stood back, aghast. Stewie lowered his head to the ground.
"Sorry Cubie. Thanks for ... for your support."
"Sure. So, tell me - what exactly happened on Blue Dwarf."
"Well it sorta went like this. Sirus had managed to finish fixing the
Audio Communication so it was crystal clear, and manage to get Vid back on for
the current period of time. Then I saw my doppelganger try to crush the Captain.
Knowing all to well that the evil Stewie could only be destroyed by myself,
I decided to take it on in it's own realm. I managed to destroy it with a mental
picture of Harris. It was then that I managed to temporalily defeat the bastard."
"Temporarily?"
"Well, he was pure energy. He will live to fight another day. Just like
Soap stars. They die and resurrect in the next episode."
"Oh. So, how long do you think they will hold us captive?"
"Beats me. I've never dealt with the STCP like this before. It depends what
they want with a Captain of a Mining Ship, an owner of a department store, his assistant
and an electronic wife! So who knows? Zack and the Captain should be able to think
of something."Blotz
His Office
In a concealed part of the HQ
9.01 PM 8th of June, 2101
[INSERT "THE IMPERIAL MARCH" THEME]
Blotz, from behind, appeared to be talking to a brick wall - which to some appeared
to show his real insane side.
"I know all Blotz," said a voice, "you have failed! A doppelganger of that ...
rodent is inside the COMPLEX!!!"
"This will be dealt with my master,"
"And another thing, your prisoners. ALL OF THEM must die! Understand? Fail me
again, and my empire will not be merciful towards you - Mr. Blotz ..."
"Yes my Master,"
"You may think that I will do nothing. Yes, the empire maybe only in beginning stages
but in a couple of months time, it will take over the universe! And especially,
we will destroy BLUE DWARF!!! Now! Go forth and destroy the prisoners!"
"Yes, my master."
As Blotz left, a holographic image was still there. Yep, you guessed it.
It was Evil Stewie McKenzie, in a Star Wars style cloak. Another
holographic, cloaked figure approached Stewie. It was unbelievable. It was
Stewie's young learner - student if you will - it was an evil, hologram of ...
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