Ointments Are Forever (It Had To Be Used, Come On!)

Who - The Medibay Staff (excepting Wildflower who is apparently still
on her date)
When - After The Away Missions
Where - The Medibay
Why - Because I'm bored and need to post desperately
How - By hitting random keys on my keyboard to make sense
What - Read on and see
Keto glared around the medibay, eyes glaring at all those present.
Tara, Hazel, Shakespeare, The Big Pink Tree, The Appendix still
happily covered in blossom...he even spared a mini-glare for the
comatose body of Jacob Stone.
"What..." he began seethingly, pointing at his ointment
cupboard, "Happened to my ointments?"
"Uh..." said Tara.
"Ah..." said Hazel.
"Ointments?" said Shakespeare.
*Rustle* said the Tree.
The appendix, of course, said nothing. Keto glared at them all
again and then, without turning around, kicked the mat backwards and
revealing a semi-scattered pile of leaves.
"What is a pile of leaves doing in my medibay?"
Tara and Hazel looked at each other nervously.
"Well, the Tree kind of...blossomed..." began Hazel.
"...and we gave the blossom to the appendix 'cos it wanted it..."
continued Tara.
"...but we didn't know what to do with the leaves..."
"...so we swept them under the mat."
"Sorry."
"Yes, sorry."
Keto stood silently for a moment, and then said calmly, "Sorry?
Oh, so you're apologising! Ah, well, I guess that makes it all okay
then, doesn't it? Eh? Because, after all, you apologising is going
to stop you from being COMPLETELY HOPELESS EXCUSES FOR HUMANITY!"
*Rustle.*
"AND PLANTLIFE! I NOT ONLY WISH I HAD NEVER LEFT YOU IN CHARGE OF
THE MEDIBAY, I WISH I HAD NEVER SEEN OR HEARD OF ANY OF YOU, EVER,
ANYWHERE, IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!"
Keto paused for breath.
"And the next time that I have to leave the medibay," he growled,
red in the face, "Will be when all of you are locked securely away in
the quarantine room with that pathetic excuse for a useless organ,
which should match all of you perfectly."
Saying so, he glanced around, and his frown deepened.
"Where is that creature who calls herself a trainee surgeon?"
Hazel and Tara glanced at each other again. Now, they guessed,
would not be a good time for Keto to find out that a member of his
staff was fraternising with security.
"She...uh...went to the bathroom," murmured Tara. Keto raised an
eyebrow.
"I've been standing here for, what, twenty minutes, screaming at
you. Is she *still* in the bathroom? What, did she get lost or
something?"
"She wasn't feeling very well," said Hazel quickly, "She thought
she might be sick."
"And so, of course, she goes to the bathroom rather than, say, the
medibay which, surprisingly, is where she already was," snapped
Keto. "Look, I've had enough. Wherever she is, I'll deal with her
when she gets back. For now, I'm going to go and sit in my office
and contemplate different ways of killing all of you. Therefore, I
would rather not be disturbed as I will probably be daydreaming quite
happily. Clear?!"
Without awaiting a reply, Keto marched into his office and slammed
the door. Shakespeare cleared his throat.
"Methinks the fury which Charles doth amply portray hath pushed him
to thy very limiteth of his extremes," he murmured.
*Rustle* concurred the Tree.
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OOC: Well, he's back in his own habitat once more. Observe the
habits of the wild Keto (Doctorus Furious) as he firmly establishes
his territory and sets about creating new ointments to replace those
that were *completely destroyed*. :)
Btw, aren't WW, Zack, Cubie and Stewie in the *past* in some non-
reality? That's what I've picked up, not sure whether it's right,
anyone able to clarify?