The Bug Is Not Enough

Rpg:
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Who: Away Teams.
Where: Starbug One.
When: I suppose now. But I could be wrong.
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Shakespeare sat quietly next to Chen feeling pretty low. He'd been
shouted at by Harris a couple of times and wasn't feeling
particularly useful. He was currently attending to a cut on Chen's
eye. The drunken fool has stumbled after Chrysler had made a sharp
turn and sliced part of his face on his beer can. While Shakespeare
was trying to medn the small gash, Chen was busy giggling and trying
to guzzle as much beer as possible.
"Thou ist a pain in thy rectum, you infernal alcoholic!" said
Shakespeare as the needle slipped once more.
"'Ere, doc," began Chen. "I don't suppose I could use on of ya
bags as a toilet?"
"Nay, frivolous merchant!" said Shakespeare angrily. "Now, If thou
doth not holdeth still, thou needle might pierce thy head."
"Ok, ok, doc, but can I still get a curry anywhere round 'ere?"
Shakespeare sighed.
Keto watched and laughed smugly as DJ ran back towards the temple
in search of Smegg.
"Fool," he muttered, "Stupid fool. He's probably dead, or gone or
something."
Keto smiled at the sun then looked towards the bug. It would be
good to rest somewhwere after a hideous away mission. Then he spied
Shakespeare waving at him madly.
"On second thought," he began. "Longwood, wait for me, I'm coming
to look too," he shouted turning around.
Shakespeare watched his friend turn away quickly and run after
Darcy-jada quickly.
"Just not my day," he said and sat down again, placing his head in
his hands.
Alota jumped aboard and noticed Shakespeare looking glum.
She wandered over and ruffled his hair. Shakespeare frowned and
looked up.
"Heya Doc, why so sad?" she asked, sitting down beside him.
"Tis nothing. I feeleth as big as this," he said putting his index
finger and thumb together and holding them to the light.
"Why?"
"Harris, he calleth me imbecile and many other things. I try, I
do, buteth tis hard," he sighed. Shakespeare looked at Harris.
"Why doth he and Keto pick on me? I hath committed no evil sin,"
He stopped and began racking his memory. "I think."
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