\'Chain\'ge of Plan...Eh? Eh? Geddit? Eh? ...Okay, I\'m Sorry

"Yo Dr Ointment, leaving so soon? Rides this way?" shouted Alota.
Keto glanced up, and saw the Starbug flying low across the trees,
Alota having just leapt out of it, now running towards him and DJ,
Dirk, Schweeble and Kayn.*
But there, in the Bug's cockpit, at the science station...was
that...?
"No!" yelled Keto involuntarily, then fumed as he realised that
yes, Shakespeare was still alive.
And in the back of the Bug...
"No..." moaned Keto again, as he saw that Major Harris was still
alive, and therefore would most likely relieve him of command.
"Hey, are you ready to get off this hellhole or what?" demanded
Alota, running up to the little group. Keto sighed and raised his
hands.
"I give up," he murmured to himself, "Fine. Fine. I'll get on
board the damn Bug. But don't think I have to like it!"
With that, he strode off towards Jay was now flying the Bug in
circles, desperately looking for a place, any place, to land.
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OOC: Don't hate me because of the title alone, I beg! ;)