All bibbly bobbly ...

All bibbly bobbly
White Wolf, Zack, Cubie
In a state of non-reality
In a time of non-reality
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
The Evil Stewie enlarged his face so it was the size of Boris Yeltson's wine bar bill.
Screaming, Stewie blew all the wind from his lungs to blow away WW and Zack off their
feet. Cubie, elsewhere, could hear Zack's cries.
"Zack? ZACK!!"
"Honey?" Zack uttered, as went head first into a giant bowl of vegetable soup.
"What the hell is going on???"
Zack weakly pointed to the face. Cubie stood back, aghast.
"Oh Sh..."
***

"..azam!" Stewie said, back at the communications section.
"Indeed," said Sirus, "it is pretty good that I managed to get video back online."
The screen went wibbly wobbly, like a flash back sequence. Stewie then
saw something that totally freaked him out-
"Oh dear God! IT'S A BOWL OF FRUIT - WITH A BANANA!"
Sirus raised an eyebrow (Yes, he's an android and has metallic eyebrows).
"Are you okay?"
"Oh sorry ... just saw a bowl of fruit. Scary things they are ..."
As Stewie adjusted the monitor and, once again, freaked out.
"Another bowl of fruit sir?"
"No .. n-n-no .. no! E-e-evil Stuart McKenzie!!!"***
White Wolf stood back. A pair of giant lips wobbled over to him. Then faded.
"Oh crap, crap, crap ..."
Evil Stewie peered down to White Wolf.
"That's a naughty word! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!"
A cloud of smoke picked up the giant hamster, and was squeezing the very life
out of him.
"Help .. me ..."***
"CAPTAIN! NOOO!!!"
Stewie stared at White Wolf, being crushed to death by his alter ego.
"Sirus, set up comms. I'll fix that arsehole!"
Sirus obeyed, as Stewie grabbed the microphone.
"Stuart McKenzie!"***
The Evil Stewie heard a familier Scottish accent from the radio.
"Let go of the Captain!"
"Ah! My doppelganger! Sure! Anything for you!"
White Wolf tumbled to ground, pounding back first. Blood spurted out of his [snout?]
Cubie attended to him.
"McKenzie," [Good] Stewie spoke, "if you want a fight, I'll fight you in your own realm!!!"***
With that, Stewie dematerialised from the Blue Dwarf, much to the suprise of
Sirus, you stood there, amazed. He couldn't believe that Stewie had vanished.***
Stewie materialised onto the planet. He saw White Wolf, Cubie and Zack, who didn't
seem to notice him. Stewie tried to grab their attention but they wouldn't
listen. He heard Cubie utter those terrible words,
"I think he's dying"[Don't panic yet WW, I'm not killing you!!!]
Evil Stewie faced our hero.
"Your friend is dying, mortal!"
"Bring him back to life! DO IT!"
"You must fight me in my realm, as you promised. If you win, the rodent comes back to life
If I win, you and it will perish and I will reign supreme, killing all life on the planet.
Agreed?"
As the planet seemed to be engulfed in darkness. Stewie stared at his doppelganger
square in the eye. He was boiling with fury. The 47 year old Scot wasn't going to be
beaten. This was only the beginning ...
"Agreed!"[Unless anyone wants to continue [which would make it far more interesting],
I will write the conclusion of this tommorow. WW, you can write this if you
want, about the fight and all. And for the second time I am not going to kill
you, so you can already guess what's going to happen.]Yahoo! Messenger
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