Shakespeare returns abeit slighlty the worse for wear...

Non RPG:
Finally! S. Mathew Mayer is back! You may know that yahoo has
been jerking me around an AWFUL lot. Well, I send them email asking
why it wouldn't work, and they said their membership settings for me
had gone wrong and they needed to fix it. Hotmail on the other hand
won't tell me anything. Needless to say, it's done now and I'm
back. there's only one problem. I'm 214 messages behind you all.
So, I'd be very grateful if you could give me some time to read them
and work out what my character is doing.
As reagrds to the new site, I'm glad you liked it Mr. Caulfield,
lets hope everyone else thinks so too. As for the appendix
biography, there is a reason for that which I'm not at liberty to
tell you. So don't worry.
Thanks muchly,
S. Mathew Mayer (Larry Trisees)