Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Lookie... a pet...ARG!

"What the hell is that!" Keto shouted
Kayn drew his pistol - "That is what Harris would be if he was an animal..."
That was an understatement. Seven more gargantuan six feet tall
wolverine-ape-bear things revealed themselves. It dawned on everyone then that
it was likely to be a painful vacation. It also dawned on more than one person
that the dry cleaning bill for underwear would be enough to make the laundrette
attendant a very rich man indeed...
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The beasts began to charge the group. Harris and his goons began to blast away.
It did no use. They kept coming. It appeared that they had a high tresh hold
of pain. Harris blew a hole through the middle of one big enough to pass a
bowling ball through; and, yet, the creature still ran a few feets, slashing and
clawing, before it finally fell dead on its face.
Dirk had been standing next to Keto when the attack happened. The scientist in
him made him examine the things. He immedialtly began to analyze their
movements and attack patterns. These things seemed to have been in a beserker
rage. On made a bee line for Dirk and the doc. Keto fell to the ground on his
knees and covered his head with his arms and began to cry about not having an
ointment that cured death. In an instant Dirk tossed his case at the charging
monster. It stumbled and let out an ear-piercing shriek. "Apperantly genitalia
is in the usual place."
He didn't have much time to lose. The thing was back on its feet almost
immediatly. Dirk grabbed Keto and dragged him to a nearby tree and told him to
climb. "I can't climb this thing. It's too high," Keto responed.
"It's either go ten feet over, or six feet under. You chose."
"Could you give me a hand?" Dirk pushed the rather heavy doctor into the tree
and began to pull himself up.
A branch caught one of his front pockets and ripped it off. "Cheap piece of
crap," he thought to himself. The pocket fell on the ground at the tree's
trunk. When the best caught up to them, it picked up the pocket and began to
pull at it and then sniff it. Then, it put it into its mouth and began to chew
it.
"If he'll do that to a pocket, what do you think he'll do to us?" Keto asked.
"Well, speaking from a totally hypothetical..." BOOOOOM!!!!!! The beast's
stomach exploded(when Dirk later read the "instructions" that came with the
jacket, he learned that the pocket was also a time mine. don't ask me why
anyone would have time mine pockets. these are stewie's specs, ask him). "NOW
THAT WAS COOL!" was the first thing out of Dirk's mouth. Keto didn't seem to
share his enthusiasm.
Keto peared out past the branches. "I think it's over." Sure enough. It was.
The other creatures were dead on the ground, and the rest of the party looked
pretty shook up. Dirk and Keto climbed out of the tree(actually Keto kinda fell
"accidentially") to rejoin their group.
OOC- i'll post in a few about an analysis of the monsters, since i am the
science officer, just didn't want too much in one post.
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