Lookie... a pet...ARG!
Lt. Kayn Bestrom (with Team 2)
30 Miles away from location
Time - Second Day, 1800 Hours (WOW! SOMEONE CAN TELL THE TIME!)
"YOU CAN'T HAVE CHOSEN A WORSE PLACE!"
"WHY CAN'T WE HAVE LANDED CLOSER TO THE SITE!"
"FOUL MIDGET OF THE UNDERWORLD! I WILL SEND YOU TO THE HELL DOMINATED BY GROSS PUS FILLED RUGBY BALLS!"
Just about everyone was shouting. Kayn was stuck somewhere at the front with Harris, who was being abnormally quiet and didn't seem to feel the need to strangle Kayn for interupting his bezerk-strangling-of-Alota-frenzy...
Still Kayn tried to keep his distance - which usually resulted in him walking into a tree...
After crashing into yet another jungle cactus the THING crashed into Kayn. A small crawling animal that looked like an ape with a rodent like face and brown bear fur. This one was a cub and started to run as soon as Kayn walked into it. The rest of the team looked at it...and then at the thing that must have been it's parent
"What the hell is that!" Keto shouted
Kayn drew his pistol - "That is what Harris would be if he was an animal..."
That was an understatement. Seven more gargantuan six feet tall wolverine-ape-bear things revealed themselves. It dawned on everyone then that it was likely to be a painful vacation. It also dawned on more than one person that the dry cleaning bill for underwear would be enough to make the laundrette attendant a very rich man indeed...
(Lets get this ball rolling! Oh...and it's my Year 11 Prom next friday! FINALLY I HAVE COME TO THE END OF MY COMPULSORY EDUCATION! ONLY 25 MORE LESSONS OF DOSSING ABOUT AND I HAVE THE WHOLE SUMMER OFF...that's if it weren't for those exams taking up the whole of June.)