'Notlaw Normal Tables' to the rescue

Location:-medi-bay
People:- Tara, Wildflower, Coffee, Appendix A, Pink tree
Tara snapped out of her daze. Her eyes went wide. "No! Not ointment! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Katrina smiled and gave the nurse a hug. "See? I've already done some good. Off you go now." She ushered Tara into the medi-bay. ----------------------------------------------------- Tara walked into the medi-bay... something was wrong... Appendix was in it's quarantine room... Wildflower was humming some annoying tune, Coffee was filing her nails and muttering about how gorgeous Shakespeare was.... Pink tree was... hang on where was pink tree
"Where's the tree?" Tara asked quizzically wondering if Keto had carried out his threat of fetching the fire axe and weed killer
"Don't know" said Wildflower
"Why are you back any way it's not your shift?" Coffee asked
"Well.... I kind of....erm... hallucinatedaboutevilphil" Tara said
"What the smeg? slow down" Hazel said
"Well I kind of hallucinated about Evil Phil" Hazel looked concerned
"Are you all right... stupid question... i'm presuming you don't want one of Keto's ointments" Tara screwed her face up and shook her head "Ok then. You know the drill. One before every meal and after a hallucination" Coffee rattled off to Tara even though Tara knew what to do and passed her a pot of 15 'Notlaw Normal Tablets (proven to stop 80% of hallucinations)' "Thanks Hazel and shall i stay here till you finish your shift, maybe a trauma case will come in..... maybe" Coffee laughed at the thought of anyone brave enough and sober enough to come into the medi-bay
"Yea that would be good" she said. Tara walked over to a chest of drawers and pulled out a heavy duty file, sat on a medi-bed and started to file away the bits of traffic cone stuck to her plaster cast.