what the smegg is that in the cuboard.....

Phil's Office
Science Deck
Blue Dwarf
Time: Watch battery ran out on me(the bugger, after all those flowers i brought for it...)
 
Phil sat down back in his chair and waited..
 
"YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE IS SITTING IN YOUR CUPBOARD PHIL," drolled the docet tones of Phil's slighty scizo computer, Saddam.
 
"Really? I wonder who that might be..."
 
Phil walked over to the cuboard, flung open the door,thrust his hand into the cupboard and dragged out the blinking form of Steve Mackenzi(Phil refused to say the name right on general princable)
 
"You have better have a damm good reason for being in my cupboard you little oik. If I don't like the answer I'm given, then you are going to see how long a human can be kept alive in a industrial size microwave with the power cranked up from "Normal" to "Cook." to "Better just sweep up the remains pal" Comprende?"
 
Steeve finished blinking and looked like he was going to say something...
 
(Steeve:over to you and the reason had be VERY good..(evil grin time))
 
Next time on "Blue Dwarf:Adventures beyond good taste..."
 
Steeve tells Phil why he was in his cupboard..
Phil Has fun with an elastic band
Will the the Captain figure out why he has the squits?
 
Stay tuned, same channel, but to be honest the time frame has gone out the window(pun intended)