A Replacment Sensor Operator (yay! Kayn's first post!)

Blue Dwarf
22/09/2100
Commander Nipels' office
Sometime after What is the Time?
Nipels had decided to demote the blonde in the sensor/radar area of
the drive room. When he tried to however, all that came out was a
confused sentance with lots of errs, sorrys and umms....
In the end he asked Doom to do it (which meant taking him out of the
locker very quickly to scare the girl off, before shoving him back
down in Security).
This meant he had to find himself a replacement - before they hit yet
another set of asteroids. Looking through the records he found a few
'suitable' candidates which were slacking off in engineering...
He came down to two possible candidates...a man missing four fifths
of his brain matter or a fresh new academy undergraduate. He chose
the first one, but changed his mind soon after - and promoted the
Undergraduate instead...
His name was Kayn Barns...Niples ears didn't recover afterwards for a
long time...
'Oh THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU
THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU
THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU' the voice echoed in his ears...
Something told Niples he should have stuck with the blonde...
Kayn liked his new swivel chair...and spent a whole ten minutes
spinning arround on the spot until Niples hit him over the head. At
this point Kayn got back to work. Now Niples knew why Kayn was kicked
out of the academy a year ago - so that they didn't have to listen to
his voice
Kayn had difficulty in his first day at work. He asked everyone in
the drive room what the large brown thing in the middle of the radar
screen was. Once he found out it was a coffee stain he quieted down
for a bit... :)