re : Phil gets into an argument with his PC and other things

Phil's Office/Lab
Blue Dwarf
Time : What's time to a cow?
 
"What the Smegg was that..." asked Phil, glad that a)as a hologram he was not able to poo himself. and b)that no one was watching.
 
"HANG ON A MO. I'LL JUST CHECK WITH HOLLY AND FIND OUT. IN THE MEAN TIME HERE IS SOME MUSIC."
 
**Dum dum dum dum de ded dum dum dum** Some horrible sounds poured out of the speakers....
 
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Ad Break....
 
"Are you stuck in Deep Space? A psycho secruirty office on board? Know a Hologram who thinks he knows the answers to eveything? Or even have you name missplet on your Birth Cirtificate? You do? The try "BLISS" the new wonder drug. You be happy once more and even think you are GOD. Try "BLISS" and things will never seem the same again. Ever...."
 
(This ad break was sponserd by the BLISS Foundation. Motto:Bliss makes EVERYone happy(except the police..smegg not supossed to sa..)
 
Ad break ends......
 
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"IT'S A PROBE OF SOME SORT."
 
"Hang on, I asked you  what was the jolt"
 
"SORRY, PREMEPTED YOU AGAIN DIDN'T I. THE JOLT WAS WHEN THE SHIP SUDDENLY STOPPED ALL IS FINE BUT THERE IS SOME KIND OF PROBE UP AHEAD."
 
Phil patched himeself into the ship comms system and pressed the nessacry codes.
 
"This is Phil Febuggure to All science offers and Steeeev Macenzie. Please report to my office at once. Or as soon as possible. Thank you!"
 
Phil realsied he was no position to boss anyone around, but what the heck, he'd soon be ruling this ship anyway. Just to realive the boredom he sent some industrial strength laxatives to the captain, but orded so that it looked like Major Harris had beeen the one to do the deed......
 
 
Will the Captain figure out who's sending the laxatives?
Will those pills affect Major Harris again?
Will Doom Hrabinger stop shouting(Doubt it)
Will Phil's plans wor unerversal domination move forward(Note to self:To not mention about THE PLAN again)
 
Find out in the Fture Episodes of "Blue Dwarf - adventures beyond good taste..."
 
Non-RPG:(sort-of) for Larry, Steev and Marlene: If you guys got that email, yhen I think we need to talk....