SUPER ENGINEER!!!!

Steev Mack...I mean SUPER ENGINEER!!!
main engineering
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Steev's new alter-ego, the Super Engineer, was joyfully asserting itself
into its existence. No longer the nervous, deranged greasemonkey of before,
he had now become a lean, mean fixing machine....apart from the fact that he
was about as mean as a basket of kittens, and not *quite* as lean as he
would have preferred...but fixing machine definitely. He jogged into main
engineering, saw there was no Smegg and promptly U-turned. "Fix problem!
Fix fix fix!" He headed back towards the Engine room.
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Engine room
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Super Engineer found the engine room in total darkness. Recalling the
earlier damage, he started thinking. "Damage! Not Super Engineer! Super
Engineer fix fix fix!!!"
But just then....
"Oh smeg I've bollocksed it up and broken the engines!" cried the real
Steev. Super Engineer had gone. Now it was just Steev. Plain Steev.
"What have I done?" he wailed. "I must've jimmied the wozzit and
marmalised the screedle when the pipes broke! Shit shit SHIT!"
Steev started to slowly face up to the task of telling whoever was in charge
that he'd broken the engines. He was seriously contemplating hiding in a
locker as well. Steev was lost until....Super Engineer planted an idea in
his mind.
"Say they were broken after all...you'll be off the hook!"
Yes, thought Steev, that would do it! Off he ran to the Bridge.
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Bridge
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"Sorry about that everyone, there must have been a problem with the engines
after all- they just died for no apparent reason." Steev entered the room
with the above statement, not noticing the expressions on the crew.
The drive-room crew were transfixed by the viewscreen.
"Hello?" said Steev. "Did I miss something interesting?"
Just then a strange man came in shouting about doom and death. Sensing his
cue to exit while no-one was shouting at him, he volunteered
"I'll....just go and fix it then, shall I? Yes, that's what I'll do..."
Steev backed out of the room and headed for the engine room again.
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Engine room
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Steev got back into the engine room, and decided to get to work. He studied
the mess for a few minutes. The keen sense of fixing stuff that resided in
a corner of his brain was waving hello, he just had to find the right
corner. He sat down on an unconscious greasemonkey and stared some more.
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"EUREKA!"
Steev clambered up the ladder and found the part he was looking for. He
pulled out his patented "Fix-it hammer" and reared back...
THUNK!!!
WhirrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Engines fixed!
He had done it!
Without Super Engineer!
He was a....genius!
Steev slid into the touch-up shuffle...then the greasemonkey woke up, put a
face to his attacker, and clouted Steev with a spanner...
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?????
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Dark space. Cramped. Spanner? Cupboard. Head injury. Whose cupboard?
Hmmmmm....
Just then a hand thrust inside the cupboard and hauled him out. "This has
happened before" steev thought, as he tumbled onto the floor, looking up at
the form of.......
*************Folks! Whose cupboard am I in? Your choice! ********
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