Im-Patients

Keto, trying desperately to while away the time until Alota
appeared (Holly had briefly mentioned something involving Alota, a
skutter and Major Harris - Keto wasn't sure he wanted the details),
noticed a folded-over paper lying on a nearby table. He moved over
and picked it up.
"The Blue Dwarf Times," he read, and smiled. At last, something
decent to read on board this tin can of a ship.
"Edited by William Shakespeare," he read.
Instantly, Keto heard 'O Fortuna' playing, and his grip
involuntarily tightened on the paper.
"Stop that!" Stewie ordered the stagehand who had started messing
about on the organ. As the man slunk off, Keto frowned and threw the
paper over his shoulder.
"Surgeon, Playwright, Actor, Journalist and complete smegging
MORON!" he growled, resorting to drumming his fingers on the tabletop
to pass the time.
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OOC: Keto might not have liked it, but I do. Nice job, Tris...uh,
Shakespeare! :)